16/01/2026
Midsumma Carnival is this Sunday! 🏳️🌈💅
We have some tea to spill: The public transport network is being dramatic again. 🚧 Apparently, getting to the party is now an endurance sport.
If you want to arrive at Alexandra Gardens looking fierce (and not like you’ve been lost in the suburbs for 3 days), check the updated survival guide below:
🚌 BALLARAT & BACCHUS MARSH
The "Unexpected Upgrade" Edition
Okay, you lot actually lucked out.
Instead of the usual stopping-all-stations nightmare, you get Express Coaches straight to Southern Cross. 💅
From there, jump on any City Loop train to Flinders St. You’ll be there before the glitter settles.
🚌 MELTON
The "Plot Twist" Edition
Melton fam, stop following the Ballarat people! You have your own side quest now.
Catch the shuttle bus to Watergardens Station. 🛍️
Then hop on a Metro train to the city.
The Flex: Depending on the time, you might get to zoom through the new Metro Tunnel! 🚇 If so, get off at Town Hall or Flinders St and act like you own the place.
🧗 GEELONG, WYNDHAM VALE & TARNEIT (+ THE WERRIBEE LINE)
The "Select Your Difficulty" Edition
Look, we won’t lie to you—it’s complicated.
The Trek: V/Line to Wyndham Vale
➡️ Bus to Werribee Station
➡️ Train to Flinders St.
⚠️ THE ALTONA LOOP DRAMA:
Going to the Party: Trains are running EXPRESS. You are skipping the Altona Loop entirely. Speed! 💨
Going Home: Trains WILL go through the Altona Loop. It’s the "scenic route" whether you like it or not. Use the extra time to nap. 😴
🚇 SUNBURY LINE
The "God’s Favorite" Edition
You are largely unaffected (we hate you).
Trains running to timetable!
Warning: You will be squished like sardines because everyone else is jealous and jumping on your line.
The Flex: Depending on the time, you might get to zoom through the new Metro Tunnel! 🚇 If so, get off at Town Hall or Flinders St and act like you own the place.
Check the PTV website so you don’t end up crying at a bus stop: https://transport.vic.gov.au/
See you in the sunshine! ☀️🌈