Jus for fun

03/05/2017

23/07/2015

A very simple but confusing puzzle.

A lady buys cloth Piece worth rs.200 from a shop. (shopkeeper selling the cloth Piece with zero profit).
The lady gives him 1000 rs note. The shopkeeper gets the change from the next shop and keeps 200 for himself and returns rs.800 to d lady.
Later the shopkeeper of the next shop comes with the 1000rs note saying "duplicate" and takes his money back.
"How much LOSS did the shopkeeper face ?"
A. 200
B. 800
C. 1200
D. 1800
E. 2000
F. 1600
G. 1000
Simple yet confusing

03/07/2015

Health is wealth

03/07/2015

01/06/2015

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22/05/2015

We all forward jokes and other messages...pls forward this message to all your friends and request them to forward it to their friends too.

VERY IMPORTANT: ☝
Max Temperatures recorded in some Indian cities:

☀Lucknow 47 degrees
☀Delhi 47 degrees
☀Agra 45 degrees
☀Nagpur 46 degrees
☀Kota 48 degrees
☀Hyderabad 45 degrees
☀Pune 42 degrees
☀Ahmedabad 46 degrees

Next years these cities will cross 50 degrees. Even AC or fan will not save you in summer.. 😰

Why is it so hot ?????
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In last 10 years over 10 crore trees were cut for widening roads and highways.
🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳But not more than a lakh trees has been planted by govt. or public.

How to make India cool ?????
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Please do not wait for government to plant trees.

Sowing seeds or planting trees does not cost much.
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Just collect seeds of fruits like Mango, Lemon, Jamun, Neem, Custard Apple, Jack fruit, etc.
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Then dig two-three inch hole on open spaces, roadside, footpaths, highways, gardens and also in your society or bungalow.

Bury these seeds in each hole with soil and then water them every two days in summer.
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In rainy season no need to water them.

After 15 to 30 days small plants will be born.
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Please nurture them and ensure they grow big.

Let us make this a National movement and plant 10 crore trees all over India.
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We should stop temperature from crossing 50 degrees.....
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Please plant maximum trees and forward this message to everyone. Lets distribute saplings as return gifts during functions, birthdays etc. 🌴🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳🌳

15/05/2015

After Tom's father's death, Tom decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.

Once he received a call from old age home. Mom very serious please come to visit.

Tom went and saw mom very critical, on her dying bed.

He asked Mom what can I do for you

Mom replied : "Please install fans in the old age home, there are none. Also put a fridge for betterment of food because many times I slept without food".

Son was surprised and asked : Mom, while you were here you never complained, now you have few hours left and you are telling me all this, why?

Mom replied : "It's OK dear, I've managed with the heat, hunger & pain, but when your children send you here, I am afraid you will not be able to manage!!!

Super worth reading and to be forwarded👌that's mothers 💝LOVE💝

14/05/2015

Females never listen properly

Wife : I lost my keys
again !

Husband : It's in your
jeans.

Wife. : Don't drag my
family into
this...

😱😫😝

05/03/2015

28/11/2014

Husband Made His Wife A Pr******te....