English vocabulary development

11/06/2023

11/06/2023

HOLY TOASTING 💜😍

Boy: do you have a boyfriend?
Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend.
Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.”
Girl: But I don’t love you.
Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.”
Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true?
Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of."
Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest?
Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away."
Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there.
Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!”
Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me?
Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you."
Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating.
Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.”
Girl: What will happen if I say yes?
Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh."
Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures?
Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. "
Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God.
Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!”
Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this.
Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things."
Girl: owwww I love you already
Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."
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04/11/2017

3th Mar, 2017 - tori.ng
An elderly woman has shocked
the entire world after she
happily got married to a young
schoolboy of 9 in a grand
ceremony.
A 63-year-old woman, Helen
kissing the youngschool boy
she married
A shocking incident has taken
place in South Africa after a
young 9-year-old schoolboy
identified as Saneie Masilela
married a 63-year-old woman
named Helen.. The marriage
took place in the town
Ximhungwe in Mpumalanga of
South Africa.
The kid remarried her since he
needed an official function
before the villagers, who,
coincidentally, were disturbed.
Helen and her new husband
show off their wedding rings
Helen is a mother of 5 with
older children who are in their
late 30s. Regardless of the age
difference, she was happy to be
married to the little boy and
could be seen kissing him at the
ceremony. Villagers have been
left disgusted by the act.
It was gathered that the boy,
Saneie was advised by his dead
ancestors to marry the woman,
which they both accepted in
order not to incur the wrath of
the dead. The families believed
if they didn't heed to the wishes
of the dead, something terrible
would have happened to
Saneie’s family.
Helen's ex-husband attended
the wedding ceremony
Saneie wishes to wed his very
own lady of his age when he
grows up. With respect to now,
he says that he wedded Helen
to satisfy the desire of his dead
ancestors and he picked Helen
since he cherishes her,
according to a report by the
UltimateIndian.
While Helen said that they are
simply playing, she realizes that
some time or another Saneie
would grow up ta

02/11/2017

In the Bible, Jesus broke
some
laws.
* He first broke the law
of
biology by coming to this world
through a
virgin.
If you ask a doctor
they
will tell you it is impossible.
* He broke the law of
chemistry
by turning water to
wine.
* He broke the law of physics ,
by
walking on sea.
* He broke the law of
economics,
he fed 5,000 people with
just 5
loafs and
2 fishes. * He broke the
law of
government, he ruled without
any
election
conducted.
* He also disagreed to
mathematics
which say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he
said
1+1+1 is equal to 1
( The
Trinity ).
* He broke the law of nature, he
died and came back
alive.
NOW to every hand
that
types AMEN this season God
almighty will break all
the devils law and
plans
for your life.
He will never forsake you in
Jesus name,AMEN!!!.

01/11/2017

Learn common pronoun
usage
Do you know the
difference between the
common subject
pronouns and object
pronouns such as I/me,
we/us, he/him, she/her,
they/them?
We use subject pronouns
such as I, we, he she, they
when the subject is doing
an action. Usually, we use
subject pronouns at the
beginning of a sentence.
Example: I cannot
remember the story.
But we do not start a
sentence with object
pronouns such as me, us,
him, her, them. Example:
Call him.
Active voice and passive
voice
Many English learning
students get confused
here. In active voice, the
subject performs an
action. In passive voice,
the subject and the object
of a sentence swap to
form the correct sentence.
Incorrect: The cinema
was gone to by me.
Correct: The cinema was
enjoyed by me.

04/09/2017

You in lagos, pls be careful... I heard it
yesterday..it
happened in a hotel at apapa, the world is
becoming more scary o .... A newly married
man
saw a copper dressed seductively... She was
just too s*xy to overlook.... He picked her up and
abandoned the way home to a hotel..... .
He lodged in with her and in less than 5 mins he
was
on top of her.... The copper was as flexible as a
snake.... Her Moanings sounded like a
hissing snake.... The man was so carried away
with her
moves and didn't really give his concern to it....
The
married man had s*x with her over and over
again and even paid her more than the
bargained.... But told her to stay with him tonight
He woke up an hour later having the Intentions of
having another round with her but he didn't find
her on the bed ...... He heard hissing sounds in
the bathroom.....he opened the door his heart
drummed heavily as he saw two big pythons
talking to each other he screamed . . . . .
The pythons leaped on him.... He ran to the door
and
found it locked .... The pythons crawled to him
ready to strike....
He shouted..... He finally felt
something cold and cycler with scales trying to
swallow him.... . He struggled but The pythons
have already pined him down...
His head and Chest
was already inside the mouth . . .the snakes
poisonous saliva has covered his face....
He tried to shout but he couldn't.... He kicked the
snake
but the snake was too strong... Then he had to
bite the snake's tongue and then tickled the snake
and the
snake started laughing... the snake got wounded
and involuntary vomited him.
The only problem is I don't know how to end this
fake yeye story that you guys have been reading
since....you too like story, as usual...I dey my
house
in case u want to beat me.....
8 hrs · Fr

01/08/2017

PSALM 23 FOR STUDENTS
The Lord is my Shepherd, I shall
not flunk
He keepeth me from lying down
when I should be studying
He leadeth me beside the water
cooler for a study break
He restores my faith in study
guides
He leads me to better study
habits
For my grades' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the
valley of borderline grades
I will not have a nervous
breakdown
For thou art with me
My prayers and my friends, they
comfort me
Thou givest me the answer in
moments of blankness
Thou anointest my head with
understanding
My test paper runneth over with
questions I recognise.
Surely passing grades and flying
colours shall follow me
All the days of my examinations
And I shall not have to dwell in
this exam hall forever.
＃so_help_me_GOD

30/03/2017

Nearly all men can stand adversity, butif you want to test a man's character, give him POWER.... Abraham Lincoln said that '' when he does good, He feels good. When he does bad he feels bad....that's my religion.

26/02/2017

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26/02/2017

PRIMARY COLOURS
IN ART, THERE ARE THREE PRIMARY
COLOURS. THESE ARE COLOURS THAT
CANNOT BE MADE BY MIXING OTHER
COLOURS TOGETHER. THEY ARE - RED, BLUE,
AND YELLOW:-
Red
Blue
Yellow

SECONDARY COLOURS
IF YOU MIX TWO PRIMARY COLOURS
TOGETHER, YOU CREATE WHAT IS CALLED A
SECONDARY COLOUR. MIXING RED AND BLUE
CREATES PURPLE; BLUE AND YELLOW MAKE
GREEN AND YELLOW AND RED MAKE
ORANGE.
+ = Purple
+ = Green
+ = Orange
TERTIARY COLOURS
TERTIARY COLOURS ARE NEUTRAL COLOURS
SUCH AS BROWNS AND GREYS.
IF YOU MIX THREE PRIMARY COLOURS
TOGETHER, YOU GET A TERTIARY COLOUR OR
IF YOU MIX A PRIMARY COLOUR AND A
SECONDARY COLOUR YOU GET A TERTIARY
COLOUR.
Brown
Grey
BLACK AND WHITE
Black
White
BLACK ADDS SHADOW TO A COLOUR.
BUT WHITE MAKES A COLOUR LIGHTER.
+ = Pink
+ = Cream
+ = Light blue Opposite Dark blue
+ = Light green etc...
FOR EXAMPLE:-
The Union
Jack is red,
white and
blue.
The
German
flag is
black, red
and yellow.
Penguins
are black
and white.
Aubergines
are purple.
Lettuce is
green.
Lemons
are yellow.
Oranges
are
orange!

24/02/2017

You are dating a married man
with
kids,
you are the reason his wife sleeps
late at
night, waiting for him to come
home
late,
you are the reason his wife cries
every
night, you are the reason he does
not
come home to his family, you are
the
reason he does not take care of
his
family,
you are the reason he does not
eat
at
home anymore, You are the
reason he
has
not touched his wife for months,
Yet
everyday and night, you kneel
down
and
pray to God to give you a faithful
husband
when you are making another
woman's
husband unfaithful.
You pray for a caring and loving
man
when
you have succeeded in diverting
the
LOVE
and care of another woman's
husband.
You prayfor a good home when
you
are
destroying another woman's
home.
Ask
yourself this question: "WITH THIS
KIND
OF ATTITUDE OF MINE, WILL GOD
GRANT
MY REQUEST ? "WILL I BE HAPPY
WHEN I
GET MARRIED?
To me I know my God does not
grant
selfish request and prayers,
( James
4:3)
"God said in His word that we
should
do
unto others, that which we will
want
them
to do to us ( Matthew 7:12). DEAR
LADIES,
Wake up, wise up, grow up and
say
NO to
sugar daddies, do not be deceived
by
money and material things, you
have
nothing to benefit, for everything
is
VANITY upon VANITY ( Ecclesiastes
1:2).
THINK ABOUT IT., It is just an
advice.