10/11/2024
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David YAH Christian
These are fun quotes by an Italiano-Siciliano-Black-Filipino-American, U.S. Marine & Born-Again, Christian prophet from Detroit, U.S.A.
hWisdom™ (Helpology Wisdom™)
"Get wisdom, get understanding: forget it not; neither decline from the words of my mouth." Proverbs 4:5 (Cepher Bible)
"Wisdom is the principal thing; therefore get wisdom: and with all your getting get understanding." Proverbs 4:7 (Cepher Bible)
"He that receives a prophet [seer] in the name of a prophet shall receive a prophet's reward ..." Matthew 10:41 (Cepher Bible)
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"When you need to solve a problem, keep asking (or praying):"
The Helpology Question™ (h?™)
"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
"Repitition is the mother of memory."
"So, to help you memorize this most important question, I will repeat it 8 times throughout this book (because I love, respect, and appreciate you.)"
"... he that wins souls is wise." Proverbs 11:30 (Cepher Bible)
"... I made myself servant unto all ... I AM made all things to all men, that I might by all means save some." 1 Corinthians 9:19, 22 (Cepher Bible)
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"In the beginning ... in a galaxy right here and now, bro ... you're about to learn a lot of cool stuff! Guaranteed! I promise you!"
"I am writing this from a biblical, scientific, and Christian perspective. However, helpology™ is NOT just for Christians. It's for everyone, everywhere; from the child, adult, to Elder, and from the athiest, religious, to spiritual."
"Now, let's get it started in here, po (Filipino/Tagalog for 'with respect')!"
"Life is a puzzle. Other people have the pieces you need. So, figure out how you can help each other build your puzzles. Let's solve life together with helpology™: the study of how to help yourself and others. Helpology™ is a new, social science that seeks to simply answer one question: The helpology Question™."
"When you need to solve a problem, keep asking (or praying):"
The Helpology Question™ (h?™)
"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
"Pride will sneak up on you, and you won't even know it ... until it's too late."
"The fear of YAHuah [I AM he who breathes life] is to hate evil: pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward [sad] mouth, do I hate." Proverbs 8:13 (Cepher Bible)
"When pride comes, then comes shame: but with the lowly is wisdom." Proverbs 11:2 (Cepher Bible)
"Pride goes before destruction, and a haughty [full of pride] ruach [spirit] before a fall." Proverbs 16:18 (Cepher Bible)
"A man's pride shall bring him low: but honor shall uphold the humble in ruach [spirit]." Proverbs 29:23 (Cepher Bible)
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"It's still open for discussion. Where do writers get their ideas? From themselves? From evil spirits? Or, from God through the Holy Spirit? What do you think, po?"
"If I am the writer, it's from the Holy Spirit." Ma'am Faith YAH Christian of Aborlan
"While you're talking, I will wash my p*e p*e." Ma'am Faith
"You're really intelligent." Ma'am Faith
"I'm wet. My dress is wet." Ma'am Faith
"Don't put my name. Just say I'm your wife." Ma'am Faith
"That's what they all say! LOL!" David YAH Christian
"When you need to solve a problem, keep asking (or praying):"
The Helpology Question™ (h?™)
"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
"Sometimes people say I look like Bruce Lee. If so, then I'm a tall Bruce Lee!"
"What are you in such a hurry for all the time?! Remember: Relax. Slow down. Enjoy life."
"Take a deep breath. In through your nose and out through your mouth."
"Do you remember this? Oh, I remember. Whenever you get coffee in you, you start going Whoooo!"
"Is that a onion in there? What the heck?! You've had onions all this time?! LOL!
"So, we've had onions for a week, guys! I just didn't know it! They were in the metal can. LOL! Oh gosh! I love it! Oh my gosh!"
"Love, these things ... the students said. I asked is it okay for them to come here tomorrow to help on the farm? They said, 'No, the next day.' So, tomorrow they will come. Okay?" Ma'am Faith
"You're so guapo (Filipino/Tagalog for 'handsome') and admirable, po." Ma'am Faith
"In English, it's very rare the word 'that' is used accurately. For example, many people incorrectly say, 'It's very rare THAT the word 'that' is used accurately.' Get it, po? Good. Now shut up! Just kidding, po!"
"When you need to solve a problem, keep asking (or praying):"
The Helpology Question™ (h?™)
"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
"So, I asked Ma'am Faith, What exactly would it take for you to marry me? She said, 'These three things, po: (1) Children - you would have to love, respect, and appreciate my five children as if they were your own kids; (2) Love - you would have to love, protect, and provide for me and my family; and (3) Money - you would have to pay all my debt and put P1,000,000 in my bank account.' But, then she said, 'However, I will not marry anymore. I just want to focus on my children.'"
"You don't need to know what's going on. You simply need a helpological™ (the MOST HELPFUL & SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS™) money plan (h$Plan™: helpology Money Plan™). It also doesn't hurt to have a perfect wife, like mine (Ma'am Faith)."
"Rags to riches, bro. Towels to stitches. Whatever that means! LOL!
"Trendsetter; I'm better. My rhymes are good. I got a silver, nameplate that says, 'What's up, bro?' Why? Because I'm humble, that's why, bruz. I'm not boasting. I'm just stating truth. In fact, the Bible says, speak the truth in love. And that's exactly what I do. SPEAK the TRUTH ... in LOVE. HalleluYAH! (Praise you I AM!)"
"Man, these are good quotes, aren't they? Glory to YAH! Not to us, but to his name, YAHusha (I AM he who saves), the REAL name of Jesus, be the glory!"
"Application of salt to a diabetic ulcer will hurt so bad, I don't recommend it. Unless you like dancing the Dance of Pain for about 30 minutes! OWEEEE!!!"
"If you think you are about to p**p, you probably are. Listen to your body. Better safe than sorry; if you know what I mean, po! When in doubt, p**p it out! LOL!"
"There's an exception to every rule, except this one."
"You know you're in the Philippines when you cut your Calvin Klein underwear into toilet paper, then wear the waistband around your head to be cool. Or, am I the only one doing this? Hit me up, and let me know, po. I'm curious!"
"Now, THAT'S cool! What is? I don't know. You tell me!"
"Respect to the Elders. ALWAYS. They know a lot more than we do. Trust me. Just talk to any Elder for about an hour, and you'll see what I mean, po."
"Simple pleasures in life, bro; that's what you want. True? True."
"Salt the wound, or don't salt the wound. The choice is your's, po."
"When you need to solve a problem, keep asking (or praying):"
The Helpology Question™ (h?™)
"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
"Christian's often say, 'The Holy Spirit is not writing anymore Scripture.' But if the Holy Spirit is living in you, and the word scripture simply means 'writings', then tell me: Is the Holy Spirit still writing scripture, or not? It makes you wonder, doesn't it?"
"All right! Let's get some rest here now. Tomorrow's another day."
"Sometimes you gotta make your chair taller. You know what I mean, jellybean?"
"My mother's name is Pat Fachini (Mama Fachini, pronounced F**Kini in Italy ... LOL!). She often says, 'Your eyes are too big for your stomach.' She's right. They always have been. But YAH (God/I AM) is teaching me to, 'Want what you have.' Not, always, 'Take more than you need.' HalleluYAH! (Praise you I AM!)"
"By the way, if you ever see an upsidedown star in a circle in a movie, they are letting you know the producers worship Satan. There are no 'accidents' in motion pictures. Every frame is planned and edited to perfection."
"When in doubt, shut up, and PRAY! You're prideful. That's right. I'm talking to YOU, po!"
"Now, did I write that, or did YAH (I AM/God) write that? You tell me."
"Flies, fly away! Well. I got something for you. It's called a fan! Bye-bye flies!"
"If helpology™ ruled the world, which it soon will in about 1 to 2 years, I'd tell all the young boys and girls, 'help. love. YAHusha!' (I AM he who saves! Jesus' real name). HalleluYAH! (Praise you I AM!)"
"You know you're a Marine when you hold a broken piece of glass in your hand, and you think, 'How could I kill someone with this?' Ooh Rah Marine Corps! KILL!"
"Then you throw it out, and think, 'I don't need this; that's just a broken piece of glass."
"I'm a martial arts expert. I train the Philippine National Police (PNP) and Marines how to kill a man in 1 second. Just attack the throat. 'Kill the apple, kill the man.' Meaning: if someone is trying to hurt you, then you can quickly defend yourself by 'killing Adam's apple'!"
"I'd rather have my coffee too hot, than warm enough. Why? Because if it's too hot, then I can let it cool down to the perfect tempurate. But, if it's only warm enough, I might not be able to make it hotter. You know what I mean, bro?"
"Cold is consistant. While hot only exists when there is a lack of the presence of coldness." Jerry Liau, Manager, Dodong Grilled House, Aborlan, Philippines
"Dude that's cool. Where'd you buy that? At Shop*e online. How much was it? Dude, I can' t rememeber. I bought a whole lot of stuff."
"You"ll appreciate something much more, if you have to wait and be patient in YAH (I AM)."
"Remember who you are, and who you are NOT."
"Always remember: (1) where you come from; (2) where you are; and (3) where you are going, po."
"A person is like a spring of water. If you just listen to what they are saying, then you will learn many things that help you create new ideas." Ma'am Faith
"The 80/20 Rule states you get 80% of your results from 20% of your actions. For example, if you want to write a book, then 80% of your actions are NOT writing your book. Only 20% help you write your book. The goal is to increase the 20% of your actions that lead to writing your book. Don't waste your time, because time is money."
"Don't open the curtain. We are changing Mommy Fely's diaper." Zel (my Filipino daughter)
"You let the book write itself. That's a good quote right there! If it makes sense, then write it down."
"Whatever comes out of your mouth, think about it. If it sounds good, then write it down! That's how simple it is to write a book. But, it's not easy, or everyone would write books."
"Nobody better be messing with my Elders, women, or children. If they are ... then tell them BOY-YAH-WAH (Filipino/Tagalog for 'The DESTROYER' ... ME!) will make them disappear (like a magician!) ... if you know what I mean, po!"
"Batman! (You know who you are) ... yeah, I'm talking to you! How quick you are to turn on someone who you said you were friends with. Tsk ... tsk ... tsk. Shame on you! You want to blotter me (declare me a criminal), after all I did for you and your family? You're lucky you aren't dead. I told my little brother; no, I BEGGED him not to kill you. That's the only reason you aren't swimming with the fishes now. And you better build the bridge you promised me. Okay. I've said my peace. Now, I forgive you, my Judas. But I won't forget it. I only pray you will repent (turn from your sins/wrongs), and YAH (I AM) will have mercy on your soul."
"... YAHusha [I AM he who saves] said unto him: YAHudah [Judas] betray you the Son of A'dam with a kiss?" Luke 22:48 (Cepher Bible)
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"I'm happier than you; because I don't want money, I want love, instead. Now get out of my face! LOL!"
"They just don't have the knowledge we do. We have to give them the knowledge that can't be found in college."
"Real men can rock pink. You know?"
"Children! I'm thinking about getting us that full-package cable deal this month Aug. 1. We just gotta get a TV first!"
"You know you've arrived when you wipe your butt with purple silk."
"My job is easy; just love everybody around me."
"... You shall love your neighbor as yourself. ... " Mark 12:31 (Cepher Bible)
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"The plot thickens. There's a love triangle now. Who's going to be the lucky gal to marry the King of Kings? (Keep in mind, I AM a legitimate king by birth. I'm an Italiano, Sicilano, and Black Filipino king. Will it be Ma'am Faith, Sarah Sandy of Tempe, Arizona, USA, or some other blessed bride to be? I pray it's Ma'am Faith, my one, true love, and bestie for life."
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it; lest you break it on accident, because you don't know what you're doin'."
"My Filipino sons (Con and Ken Ken) are my personal chefs and body guards. Con is often at the top of his class, and he ran a marathon at a young age. Ken Ken is a Peacful Warrior, just like me. Gelo is the Apple of our Eyes."
"Invest P1,000 at 10 stores each month in Aborlan (the ones I walk by almost every day). That way, I don't need to carry any money with me. Plus, it blesses the store owners, because essentially it is a free, P1,000 business loan they will pay back with the product they already have. Also, I can tell them what I would like for them to start selling; my fav stuff, like SkyFlake Crackers and XO Coffee Candies! HalleluYAH (Praise you I AM) for your hWisdom™ (like how to write this book)!"
"GOD (YAH/I AM) is LOVE (sacrifice). That's why LOVE is consistant, while HATE (EVIL) exists when there is LACK of LOVE!!!" Jerry Liao
"When you need to solve a problem, keep asking (or praying):"
The Helpology Question™ (h?™)
"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
hSongs™ (Helpology Songs™)
This is my very first complete song I ever wrote. Praise YAH! (I AM!) It is to honor my spiritual (not legal, yet!) wife: Ma'am Faith. She's a 7th Grade Teacher at Aborlan National High School, mother of five adult children (four of which I adopted), and is also known as The GodMother of Palawan™, because she spiritually married me, The GodFather of Palawan™, Philippines.
En Die (Filipino/Tagalog for "My Dear")
David YAH Christian
Well, here's a little story I gots to tell
About my fine wifey I know so well
It started way back in history
When she read her first Bible
Just like me
En Die, I would die without you (2X)
So go to the Word, Proverbs 31
'Cause right about now
We're 'bout to have some fun!
Don't give your strength to just any ho
For they destroy kings
Don't you know?
But flip through your Bible
And you will see
All these words were written
For you and me
En Die, I would die without you (2X)
Always and forever
She's on my mind
The wisest woman
You can find
En Die, My Dear
I'll love you best
My heart is pure
Not like the rest
So commit yourself
Just to me
Then the love of YAH
You will see
En Die, I would die without you (2X)
I love you forever
This is true
'Cause all day long
I dream about you
So let's enjoy eachother
As man and wife
And I promise
You will love our life
En Die, I would die without you (2X)
hWisdom™ (Helpology Wisdom™)
"Favor is deceitful, and beauty is vain [prideful]: but a woman that fears YAHuah [I AM he who breathes life], she shall be praised." Proverbs 31:30 (Cepher Bible)
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"You can't go wrong with a woman like Ma'am Faith, En Die."
"If the Cepher Bible is not the most important book you've ever read, then you just dont't khow what the heck is going on!"
"Sanctify them [set them apart] through your Truth: your Word is Truth." John 17:17 (Cepher Bible)
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"True love (sacrifice) will keep you up all night."
"Where's Ma'am Faith? No one knows where she at!"
"When you need to solve a problem, keep asking (or praying):"
The Helpology Question™ (h?™)
"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
"Would you rather have a pair of scissors (2 knives); or, just 1 knife? Why?"
"It goes a little something like this: HIT IT!"
"Jump to the ribbon! Jump, jump to the ribbon! Jump!"
"Turn around bright eyes. Every now and then I gotta fart!"
"If you do what you love, then the money will follow; and you'll never have to work. Get it, po?"
"Who the heck is po? LOL!"
"Clothes are not just for fashion, bro. They're practical and logical. They're helpological™ (the MOST HELPFUL & SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS™)."
"Helpology™ ... it's time has come."
"IT'S TIME! Doo loot p**t, doodle p**t!"
"I've done my homework for 54 years. So now, it's time to pass the test."
"Stand up! Get up! Come on! Let's do this!"
"Talkin' to me? No? Oh! I got an ego, po ... and it's gots to go. Stay humble, bro!"
"I'm calm. Cool. Just like the breeze ... with the help of YAHusha the Chosen One. (YAHusha = I AM he who saves)."
"Dude. If you want to come up with great quotes, just think about your favorite songs, then improvise (make them better), and make them your own. Peace out."
Love Always,
David YAH Christian
September 19, 2024, 10:42 p.m.
P.S. See you later, alligator. After a while, crocodile.
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"Salamat po! (Filipino/Tagalog for 'thank you with respect')!"
"Mahal kita! 1,4,3 (Filipino/Tagalog for 'I love you!')
P.P.S. "Dude! I don't know about you, but I've found Paradise! ... Here in the Philippines! In the real Garden of Eden! The God Culture on YouTube (youtube.com/) has biblically and scientifically proven Palawan, Philippines, is the actual Garden of Eden! So, I suggest you move here NOW, before the governments start closing their borders, because of World War 3."
"When you need to solve a problem, keep asking (or praying):"
The Helpology Question™ (h?™)
"What's the MOST HELPFUL &
SIMPLEST WAY that WORKS?"™
P.P.P.S. "Whether therefore ye eat, or drink, or whatsoever ye do, do all to the glory of Elohiym [the Almighty One]." 1 Corinthians 10:33 (Cepher Bible)
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May the Father YAHuah (I AM he who breathes life) save and bless you in his Son YAHusha's (I AM he who saves) name, amein (let it be true)!
HalleluYAH! (Praise you I AM!)
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