Ocmanov jokes

22/12/2021

21/04/2017

If you believe that in the name of JESUS satan failed down.
"TYPE AMEN."

11/02/2017

11/02/2017

Just feel that taste and delicate a song ... Akkuse by sheeba

28/10/2016

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03/09/2015

Hello
Jokers
Describe your enemy using movie titles...Lets have fun...

07/04/2015

Frank: "i want my money now'
John: "i will kill myself so that i wouldnot pay you'
(he pulled agun and shot himself dead)
Frank: "ha ha ha.......if you think you will get away with my money you are wrong i will follow you untill you pay me. he takes the gun and shot himself dead as well.

Ocman: was watching from adistance he laughed and said "these guys are funny, i want to watch this till the end.
(he also took the gun and killed him self)

Among the three who is stupid...

29/01/2015

WHAT CAN YOU DO.....
if you are with your love in bed just resting and he/she gases for you rotten beans+eggs..
what do you do!??
A.enjoy the smell
B.slap him/her
C.you tell him/her that baby don't do dat again..
D.you leave the bed and you go for short call
E.you spray the room with perfume
F.you send him/her out
G.f**k her/him

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29/01/2015

HOW TO MAKE ALOVE CAKE
indregents

4sexy eyes
4legs
4arms
2firm milk containers
2nuts
1mixing bowl
1firm banana

METHOD
1.spread the legs and arms
2.squeeze & massage the milk containers
3.add banana to the mixxing bowl,working in and out untill well creamed.
4.as heat rises,plauge the banana deep into the mixxing bowl and cover with nuts
5.leave to soak preferably overnight.

Thank me later
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07/12/2014

TODAYS SCRIPUTURE
mathew 7:7
keep on asking, and it will be given you, keep on seeking, and you will find, keep on knocking, and it will be oppened to you. 8 for everyone asking receives, and everyone seeking finds, and to everyone knockig it will be opened,9 indeed, who is the among you whom his son asks for breed- he will not hand him astone, will he?. 10 or perharps, he will ask for afish he will not hand him aserpent, will he?. 11 therefore, if you, although being wicked, know how to give good gifts to YOUR children, how much more so will YOUR FATHER who is in the heavens give good things to those asking him?...