Franklin Xiao-Maller

Franklin Xiao-Maller I'm a puppy. Obviously.

LOL I'M A DRAGON ROOOOOOOAR
07/29/2014

LOL I'M A DRAGON ROOOOOOOAR

WELCOME TO THE NETHERREALM...LOL ITS JUST THE KITCHEN DUMMY GET ME PEANUT BUTTER
07/28/2014

WELCOME TO THE NETHERREALM...

LOL ITS JUST THE KITCHEN DUMMY GET ME PEANUT BUTTER

I KNOW THREE THINGS1) MOM WENT ON A BIKE THING2) MOM LEFT AN EXTRA HELMET AT HOME3) I HATE DAD
07/28/2014

I KNOW THREE THINGS

1) MOM WENT ON A BIKE THING
2) MOM LEFT AN EXTRA HELMET AT HOME
3) I HATE DAD

CHAMPION HIDE & SEEK PLAYER
07/23/2014

CHAMPION HIDE & SEEK PLAYER

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME
07/22/2014

EVERYTHING IS AWESOME

OH HAI FACEBOOK
07/22/2014

OH HAI FACEBOOK

Snow day professional.
02/13/2014

Snow day professional.

I watch you while you work.
02/13/2014

I watch you while you work.

ENOUGH WITH THE PHOTOS THERES SNOW LETS PLAY
02/11/2014

ENOUGH WITH THE PHOTOS THERES SNOW LETS PLAY

I hate these boots and I hate you for making me wear them.
01/25/2014

I hate these boots and I hate you for making me wear them.

I have no idea why Dad takes so many photos of me sleeping. I don't sleep THAT much. Maybe a nap will provide clairity.....
01/07/2014

I have no idea why Dad takes so many photos of me sleeping. I don't sleep THAT much. Maybe a nap will provide clairity...

Not lazy, I'm a Professional Relaxionist
12/09/2013

Not lazy, I'm a Professional Relaxionist

I'M A KANGAROO LOL
11/18/2013

I'M A KANGAROO LOL

I just wanna use this interview as an opportunity to say Happy Birthday to my mom who is you. You're pretty good. I like...
10/18/2013

I just wanna use this interview as an opportunity to say Happy Birthday to my mom who is you. You're pretty good. I like it when you come home.

All this sleeping is making me sleepy...
09/10/2013

All this sleeping is making me sleepy...

If you take this yoghurt away from me I will hurt you.
09/06/2013

If you take this yoghurt away from me I will hurt you.

Leave you alone while you eat lunch? HILARIOUS. You are hilarious Dad.
09/04/2013

Leave you alone while you eat lunch? HILARIOUS.

You are hilarious Dad.

I wouldn't eat my breakfast today until Dad broke out the hot sauce*.(*obviously I didn't actually put it on but he woul...
09/04/2013

I wouldn't eat my breakfast today until Dad broke out the hot sauce*.

(*obviously I didn't actually put it on but he wouldn't touch the food until he thought I added something to it.)

Enjoying nature!
08/08/2013

Enjoying nature!

Is that a lot?
07/31/2013

Is that a lot?

I will somehow get this in my mouth.
07/06/2013

I will somehow get this in my mouth.

Is it dinnertime?
06/30/2013

Is it dinnertime?

Look left, look right.
06/30/2013

Look left, look right.

Sometimes I double as a Kindle rest.
06/24/2013

Sometimes I double as a Kindle rest.

Hey mom. Making lunch?
06/21/2013

Hey mom. Making lunch?

06/21/2013

THIS RAWHIDE BONE IS EXCITING.

Where did all this fluff come from?
06/16/2013

Where did all this fluff come from?

All the pillows belong to me.
06/06/2013

All the pillows belong to me.

You want me to take the stairs? In this heat? I refuse.
06/02/2013

You want me to take the stairs? In this heat? I refuse.

Can you find me?
05/12/2013

Can you find me?

I shall call him Mini Me.
04/26/2013

I shall call him Mini Me.

04/18/2013

Random guy tries to hit on mom in the park? Jumped up and front-pawed him right in the nutsack. WHAM.

04/11/2013

PEED ON THE RUG. THE RUG IS NOW MINE.

New rug. I approve.
04/08/2013

New rug. I approve.

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