Rump For Celina Mayor

Rump For Celina Mayor I have been a tax paying and collecting citizen that is ruining for mayor in Celina.

Notice how s**t constantly blows around this town? Look no further, I find Celina City Council has these oversided s*x t...
11/15/2025

Notice how s**t constantly blows around this town? Look no further, I find Celina City Council has these oversided s*x toys stashed away inside of city hall. I took this one with me for evidence and to inspect in my home. Remember to vote for me s**tvilians.

I took my children to the community hospital to donate our used litter for the less fortunate kids. This act of kindnes...
09/28/2025

I took my children to the community hospital to donate our used litter for the less fortunate kids. This act of kindness is why I should have your votes!

With the recent dangers of Acetaminophen being released, I have taken it under my own accord to create a safer medicatio...
09/27/2025

With the recent dangers of Acetaminophen being released, I have taken it under my own accord to create a safer medication. Methominophen is being made right here in my home as a safer alternative for pregnant civilians.

Highly addictive, no prescription required and all proceeds go towards my campaign.


Decided to make peace with Celina City Council and made them my special extra moist granny brownies and brought them to ...
09/26/2025

Decided to make peace with Celina City Council and made them my special extra moist granny brownies and brought them to the counsel meeting last night. They loved that s**t.

Had a great day of support from Weaber Valley Speedway! In exchange for their votes for the election, and their racecar ...
08/29/2025

Had a great day of support from Weaber Valley Speedway! In exchange for their votes for the election, and their racecar drivers to drive Celina City school buses, I gave them a SMALL thank you from all of us.

Also, Gauge Martinez, you can drive my bus anytime… 😉


To help fund my campaign, I will be auctioning off these interesting documents I unlawfully obtained from Celina City Co...
08/28/2025

To help fund my campaign, I will be auctioning off these interesting documents I unlawfully obtained from Celina City Council at 2 am this morning. I could have been arrested, but the security guard was too drunk to stop me.

I am the definition of a gooder candidate for mayor than our current Mayor. I took time away from my cats to do this.

COPD - Celina Organized Police Department and I had a great meeting today for me to get their votes in exchange for them...
08/27/2025

COPD - Celina Organized Police Department and I had a great meeting today for me to get their votes in exchange for them keeping their jobs since they work for me. I pay taxes.

08/27/2025

Citizens of Celina,

Are you tired of corruption in the s**tty of Celina? Then vote for me, Karen Rump! I will make the city better by funding the COPD, and exposing the corruption of City Council when I take over. I have my hours listed on this page of when my office is open (it’s closed mostly) and when you can contact me.

Vote for me, and I’ll make sure that our bus drivers are hired by Racecar drivers from our locally owned Weaber Valley Speedway! No more fake stunt drivers driving our kids to school!

Vote for Rump! Corruption Stops Not Now!

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