Fred Osborne for Governor

01/26/2023

El Paso County Sheriff's Responding with a possible 51/50 at the 7/11 Offering Options & Solutions for a person who's lost their way in Life..it's a reminder that we all should all thankful for the Professional Service to the Community that they provide and the protection of Life here in The Stratmoor & El Paso County Colorado

https://www.facebook.com/EPCSheriffsOffice?mibextid=ZbWKwL

01/26/2023

The Noodling on B st:

The last time I was wrong before The Cod Fish incident was when Lance Sprinkles R.I.P. ask me a Q
"Hey Fred" he said..."What's Noodling" and being the typical smartass and jokester person that I am I told Me Sprinkles ( Yes ..that was his real name...)
Noodling is what the Homeless do when they run out of toilet paper they just stick their Hand up there and "Pull that s**t out"

My friendly Bohemian says "Don't tell him that he might believe you..." Yeah right..
I thought Naah...

So.....After a few Days I as I was passing by the 7v and yep there was Lance paint jean legs torn...
Hand in a place between those little pillows NOODLING like there was no tomorrow... Ministering away for might have been his favorite Matchbox
When he was 6 that he swallowed...

I'm not saying what his insides held but..Butt ..

I said, "Hmmm..Well keep that up there Lance .! I was trying to be supportive..Ok "I will" he yelped

He had the look on his Face like at Christmas when your unwrapping the largest Gift under the Tree for you but it's taking way too long and your anxiety is at 100%.

Meduso Rick with Dreads couldn't help make the comment...

See "I Told You So..!!!"

Yep mark the Date on the Calendar Fred was wrong Noodling Wrong..

For Lance it was Noodling Day...
What comes out predicts if Winter was going stick around.

BTW...There is a National Noodling Day..Hey Who doesn't like deep fried Catfish..YUM

I didn't see that coming or offended was I not certainly not...

But the I can't stop watching and I can't look away neverending Meduso was so hypnotized by.

The kicker is that before the end of afternoon Show there were other people 3-6 perhaps eating popcorn and engaged observing him and Rick was counting out singles..I thought he's charging other people admition...
This man has Motivated, Brilliant and intuitive..so much potential that Trump would have been impressed...

When asked he said no but I had the funny feeling he was...Hmmm

Well..anyway it just proves I have limited Precognitive knowledge in things I don't want to watch or see in my Future...as far as Been there Seen that Scenarios...
OMG I was wrong...

Fred Osborne

01/14/2023

Saturday, 14 Jan 2023 11:47 PM

*About the Cod Fish*

While living or just existing outdoors year round you always really have to be careful when you have Fish in the Cooler. .. OK
I can't mention this enough...

Sooo..I had these Fillets of Cod Fish still in the packaging and I thought..why not they might be turned but I will cook them up to see..make Burritos..Yum...

Well after one bite I knew & spit that Funky s**t out...

But my female friend after eating mostly half of this perfectly wrapped Burrito said," I don't want this..! Oh S**t...
It was Really Icky Smelly Bad...!!!

Just...Wait..it gets better...

While cooking this Aromatic Seafood Plunder I spilt the funkiness of this white Cod Funk juice on my Coat...

So not good..!!!

We decided we goto the 7v...
Mostly I have good forethought at least enough to see the future outcome of most scenarios in a controled or doubled blind situation..Usually

But Man..I didn't see this coming at all my Coat smelling like that and her breath..hey bro smell my Hand, "You can't even wash this Funk off.!!" I said...My beautiful female assistant was approching all her friends with a "HHHiiiiii" and a "Helllloooo and a "HHHHooow Hhhave you been?" With a long H..Haaa

Yes...To be honest I think we offended everyone that late night and this story made even Charley the 7v Clerk chuckled...
So Gross..I Need to have this Coat cleaned...Damb

01/09/2023

What one might call Necessary Vandelism...

01/06/2023

Homelessness & Poverty could end forever if we all wanted it to...

06/26/2022

Being an American is like having S**t in one hand, S**t in the other Hand and your still looking for a place to S**t...
Well Oh S**t..

05/31/2022

Sadie went missing last night the 30th of May from the Stratmoor Hills area...
Please keep your eyes out thanks
Email me at [email protected]

07/25/2020

Covid ID 19 at first it was called a Virus..That pi**ed me off a new Virus causing unknown Pneumonia conditions and other serious health problems worldwide.

We knew something was causing it DNA machine came back with " Species Unknown " after testing over 5,000,000,000 samples the obvious was apperant this was a new life form delivering the infection almost unnoticeable...

A new delivery system...

Corona a milk mold fungi an infection that Cotton Mouth snakes have in Florida and the H***y Toad Lizzards have in Arizona so does the South America Anteater.
All of these Reptiles carry this infection which is what is killing the North American fruit Bats.
White Mouth it's common name or "Corona' The original was Created in a Lab as a Biologic Weapon and it was Tested on civilian towns without public knowledge and the area Reptiles were affected Worldwide since then.

The only thing that has changed is the type of delivery system...
Airborn
Aquafir Spraying or Dusting
Hong Kong Flu
Aphganiatan
Russian Respertory Distress
Aphganiatsan Respertory Dystress

07/01/2020

Sergeant Deborah Mynatt - [email protected] - (719) 520-7141 office

My name is Fred Osborne a Public Figure here in Colorado and I was the one almost killed by this guy who brandished a firearm and tried to shoot me in the Head.

I'm lucky I turned my head and the bullet never touched me but he hit me with the gun on the left side of my head. I'm enclosing the photos I had taken shorty after the incident.

Does this look like a paper cut?

I'm lucky I don't have a concussion and the whole left side of my Head around my ear is bruised & aching...This is what I get by trying to help people and the amount of respect from EL PASO COUNTY...

Fred Osborne

PLEASE CALL Sgt. Deborah Mynatt TO ASK HER WHY SHE WOULD MISLEAD THE PRESS OR WHY SHE DOESN'T TAKE HER POSITION SERIOUSLY ENOUGH TO GET HER FACTS CORRECT...

AS YOU CAN SEE BY THE PHOTOS OF MY FACE MY INJURES ARE SUBSTANTIAL ENOUGH IN THIS CASE TO ARREST THE PERSON...
THESE ARE CLEARLY MORE THEN JUST PAPER CUTS AND THE AMOUNT OF BRUISING INDICATES I WAS STRUCK BY A WEAPON...

05/21/2020

It's Just Fricken Chicken & Waffles...

A man has been charged with attempted murder for allegedly shooting a Waffle House employee in Colorado one night after being asked to wear a face covering inside the restaurant.

05/18/2020

Hello my beautiful people I've been without a connection to the internet or a Cell phone for months now...
My Niece sought me out surribg this Black out disconnection and as she always does wxplained 5he good and bad news...my Aunt Patricia had passed recently...My Sister her Mother was relieved I wasnt dead or taken down by the Big "C" Corona...

Folks woukd know I have Jokes...

Have you hers about Corona S*x ?
You keep the Groves ans Mask on and Dry Hump each other...
Oak..Hey That's Funny lol

Besides calling everything Corona before it's actual name like my Corona Banana or have a good Corona Day...
Folks around here in Clover Ditch just People in America are humbled a little more conscience about treating others kindly and being a little more caring , patient and loving your Neighbor...

You can here them at night havibg Corona S*x...

I'm glad to be here for you...

Fred ;)