Just when you think the news has hit rock bottom, we go a little lower.
13/10/2026
Thrills! Chills! Terrifying stupidity!
It came from Florida to destroy Alabama!
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13/10/2026
12/10/2026
Some days I'm not sure if we're playing football or politics with this guy...
He definitely peaked at Auburn in 2004 - the ONE AND ONLY year he had a perfect record.
His overall career record is 159 - 99. Yikes.
He's no Bear Bryant.
Bryant's record was 323 - 85 (with 17 ties)
11/10/2026
You've GOT to hear this! Tuberville has LOST HIS MIND!
11/10/2026
Was
at home when the hit the coast? Or was this one of his weekends to visit ?
10/10/2026
Donald Trump made a "paws" in his schedule to meet with Tommy Tuberville earlier today.
It was supposed to be a serious conversation - but insiders tell us it turned out to be all "fluff."
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