06/09/2026
🚨Firefighters' 24 RULES.🚒😎
1. Come in 30 minutes early so they think you're a good troop.
2. Always check all your equipment.
3. Always have your water tank full.
4. The fridge is not a 'safe' for your food.
5. Never trust the Milk!
6. Never eat more than a BA Mask can hold.
7. If you don't know, ask!
8. Never argue with a Firefighter, they enjoy it!
9. Wet is clean.
10. Loud is good.
11. Always lock your Phone/log off on the Computer.
12. If you have a water fight, always wear your mate's Turnout/Bunker Gear.
13. If anything of yours goes missing, check the freezer!
14. Always expect a busy night on a full moon.
15. Never say "Gee it's quiet."
16. Never turn on the light after 2300 hrs.
17. Always check your bed before you jump into it.
18. Never forget your Helmet.
19. Shower & blow your nose after every Fire!
20. Never let your fuel go below 3/4.
21. If you bring in a Newspaper, leave it at the Station.
22. Never bludge on your Mates.
23. Whatever happens in the Station, Stays in the Station! &
24. Always back-up a mate, work in pairs & all of the crew comes home Safe!
🇦🇺 Pete Learmonth 🚒 😎
Fire Rescue Victoria.
