03/20/2026
Chuck Norris didn’t join the Air Force… the Air Force joined Chuck Norris.
(And when he was an Air Policeman in Korea, the runways saluted him first. 🛩️💥)
Bonus aviation twist for extra kick:
Chuck Norris once ejected from a plane… while it was still in the hangar. The plane apologized and flew itself back into formation.
Rest easy, Airman Norris—your legend still has the highest flight ceiling. 🇺🇸🥋