Admiral Fungus Poop

04/08/2022

My Countless Adventures (and more than a few misadventures) over the scores of decades of my storied lifetime due oft times feel exactly as such: a Giant Ride.
~AFP

01/15/2022

Fritabüt Lacîafacîo, a gentle vegetarian from the Land Of Dahuwotanow, Dehrden Province. Periodically plays the most precise peknuckle i have yet to see, while playfully portending 'tis but a passing passion....Oh Frit ye Wee Sh*t we'd laugh and chortle while he padded his pockets with his pilfered penuckle gains....

10/28/2020

'I' Feel That 'I'
Will Never See
As Strange A Thing
As This Thing 'I' Call 'Me'
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Life Whirls & Swirls Around Us
A Feather Which Hits Like A Bus
Always Keeping You Slowly Runnin'
Still Stickin' It To It & Still Gunnin'
Life Brings Love & Makes Fun Of You
Pushes You Down To Pull Us Up Too
It Knows You Still Keep On Guessin'
With Your Head Always Maybe Messin'
Life Will Still Make Music While It Goes
Forever The Sounds of Joys & of Woes
Days Which We Drink From A Silver Chalice
Feeling Music As Life Can Hold No Malice
Some Days Held in Naught But A Paper Cup
Especially These Days When We're Our Most
ALL MiXED UP~~*

04/04/2020

Jibble Jabble

Jibble Jabble was a Strange Man who would have seemed more at home in the Cretaceous Period than in the Raucous Rollicking Years of the High Victorian Times when I first met Him on the Isle of Wight. He was mostly a quiet and withdrawn introverted type, but avast, if he partook of nary but a schmidgen of schnapps, matter not the persuasion, He would promenade up & down whatever took for an Avenue in the Present Locale and commence about Hooting & certainly Hollering & other such harassing behaviours and make his ever-blasted Gootdamm Opinion on perhaps All the World beknown to All that Would by Chance & Happenstance find themselves subject & fomented to, and certainly quite a few who would not have chosen such a fate as such as Jibble's Opinion's Lay had they been given a decent and honourable choice in said matter. Ah, but I find myself to have done a digress, so verily I say,Jibble Jabble could be You, Too... ~~*AFP20

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02/21/2020

•While It Has Now Been Oh So Many Years~Nay Multitudes Of Decades Perhaps Even~Since They Rode Among Us~~~i Yet Have Faith That They Will Ride Again & Believe~As Do You i Feel~That This Time i Speak Of Draws Ever Closer With~Every~Moment [∞...∞...∞...∞]

01/04/2020

Admiral Fungus Poop

09/09/2019

Many Wild Beasteses Roam These Forests Near Rofovalia.

Those Passing Through Should Use The Utmost Caution!

09/09/2019

A Harrowing Afternoon!

09/09/2019

My Fans & Followers Often Have Many Inquiries Concerning Certain Details Of My Over A Century Of Adventures & Amalgamations...

:SO I GiVE TO YOU:

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°ASK THE ADMiRAL°
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~Enjoy!~

08/30/2019

I spent several years with this family.
It is a tale that must be told, someday...

07/10/2019

Admiral Fungus Poop Lives!

02/22/2015

So many precious memories with my lovelies.

06/12/2014

Malina the Gazellgirl

05/15/2014

Boris & Amily were the nicest Moloforans that I ever met.

12/11/2013

The Twaknuts of Gembol Island. A jolly people, as long as you keep them supplied with fresh horseradish!

12/03/2013

Another Goatgirl, this one from the Steppes of Central Asia. I would read to her for hours.

10/22/2013

From my last visit to Outer Selethra. Could there be more than one of these creatures?

10/10/2013

Corporal Achmet Schpangle.
He fought valiantly in the Battle of Febecke Bay.

10/03/2013

The Goatriders of Logol Island

10/02/2013

My Stalwart Companion for many years, Sir Reginald DerVanderhouf.

09/11/2013

Arturo here served as my First Mate during most of the 1920s.
Oh, the times we had!

09/06/2013

I would occasionally spot this exquisite creature during my visits to Outer Selethra.

09/05/2013

Her name was Sabathia. We dated for a few years after the Great War.

09/01/2013

The locals fear these creatures, and for good reason!

08/30/2013

This was, I must say, by far the strangest and most mind-bogglingly unbelievable thing I ever saw in my more than a century of travels. Beware: it cannot be unseen!

08/30/2013

One of my strangest encounters. These are the Fishflops of Southern Argentina.

08/29/2013

Many human women intermarry with the Kittahfarians that hail from eastern Bolivia.

08/29/2013

The Horseheads of Malaysia prepare a lovely meal!

08/28/2013

I met this bunch of ruffians on a street in the ghetto.

08/28/2013

Goat Girl was found in northern Asia. Her name was Svetlanka.

08/28/2013

We met the Wild Buffaloman on the Island of Bertaro...

08/28/2013

I was the model for this cover!

08/28/2013

Admiral Fungus Poop's cover photo

08/28/2013

Oh, To Be Sailing The Brithey Main...

08/28/2013

Wipe What?