The Foundation for Outlaw Science

The Foundation for Outlaw Science Stealing the Past from the Future. The Foundation for Outlaw Science was founded in 1977 by a small group of bandanna wearing janitors who decided that they would rather perform surgery than mop floors.

Thusly, they became Outlaw Surgeons and forever changed the face of modern science. The Foundation faced heavy persecution from 'legitimate' scientists and medical professionals in its early days, and many foundation patriots were martyred in clandestine battles with militant PhD's, the most famous of which was the massacre of 17 Outlaw Gynecologists and 3 Outlaw Abortionists at the Outlaw Women's Clinic in New York City during the winter of '83. The production "The Vagina Monologues" is loosely based on this tragic event. The bandannas of the slain Outlaw Doctors were taken to Harvard University, where they were prominently displayed as a colorful, bloody reminder to all those who would defy the will of 'mainstream' science. This act of brutality did not have the intended effect, however, and during the summer following the massacre, Outlaw Scientists across the nation began to discard the secrecy of their Outlaw practice and rallied behind the memory of their fallen comrades, culminating in the autumn of '84, when a group of bandanna clad, machette wielding Outlaw Scientists, under the banner of the Jolly Roger, stormed the Harvard University administration building and reclaimed the bandannas of the slain Outlaw Doctors. Many PhD's were slaughtered while attempting in vain to defend the building, and in a manner befitting those who would defile the bandannas of Outlaw patriots, their corpses were dressed in female raiment, adorned sloppily with make-up, and paraded around the Harvard University grounds. Following the 'Battle of Harvard', the corpses of the PhD's were taken back to the Foundation's newly acquired headquarters building in Washington DC, mummified, and publicly displayed. The grim exhibition remains there still, and serves as a great inspiration for fledging Outlaw Scientists and veterans alike. Presently, the Foundation facilitates Outlaw versions of nearly every branch of 'mainstream' science in existence. The commonly held convictions of all Outlaw Scientists can be summed up briefly in the following statements: 1. All scientific inquiry must lead to profit. 2. Higher education and collegiate degrees are a conspiracy perpetrated upon society by the Mormons. 3. Truly meaningful scientific activity can only be conducted while wearing a bandanna.

Mission: College takes FOREVER, and Mormons are stupid, therefore, Outlaw.

Operating as usual

10/27/2015

The FOS is a big hit in the Eastern Hemisphere apparently.

Dr. Chlorine, with another young female victim....
07/08/2014

Dr. Chlorine, with another young female victim....

Dr. Chlorine and the Ace of Sharts#tbt
06/05/2014

Dr. Chlorine and the Ace of Sharts

#tbt

WANTED:  The Ace of ShartsLatent Abilities:-  walls of bedroom in parent's basement covered with ninja weapons-  project...
06/04/2014

WANTED: The Ace of Sharts

Latent Abilities:

- walls of bedroom in parent's basement covered with ninja weapons
- projectile acne

WARNING: The Ace of Sharts is a known associate/lover of Dr. Chlorine

Former Foundation Eye Candy turned anti-F.O.S. supervillian, "The Brown Beaver". The B.B. has recently resurfaced after ...
06/04/2014

Former Foundation Eye Candy turned anti-F.O.S. supervillian, "The Brown Beaver". The B.B. has recently resurfaced after many years without a sighting, presumably drawn from her mysterious dam-complex by the recent influx of F.O.S. male initiates. In the past the B.B. was well known in Foundation circles for her voracious appetite for man-flesh, and fresh fish. She is known to have taken the bandannas of at least 4 Outlaw Scientists, all male, all killed by the B.B.'s widely feared assassination technique of breaking her victim's heart.

WANTED:  The Platypus.Latent Abilities:-  has 5 extra teeth-  smells like cabbage
05/21/2014

WANTED: The Platypus.

Latent Abilities:
- has 5 extra teeth
- smells like cabbage

WANTED: Dr. Chlorine.  Latent Abilities:  - secretes a hypnosis inducing pheromone akin to Rohypnol- poolmasteryBeware t...
05/20/2014

WANTED: Dr. Chlorine.

Latent Abilities:
- secretes a hypnosis inducing pheromone akin to Rohypnol
- poolmastery

Beware this dangerous Foundation enemy.

Food Babe blocked us in short order, so back to our bread and butter.....SoG
05/20/2014

Food Babe blocked us in short order, so back to our bread and butter.....

SoG

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03/13/2014

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03/13/2014

The Foundation for Outlaw Science's cover photo

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05/16/2013

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Kirk is NOT Outlaw....-SOG-
02/11/2013

Kirk is NOT Outlaw....

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02/05/2013

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02/05/2013

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02/04/2013

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02/04/2013

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A new chapter begins....
02/04/2013

A new chapter begins....

Outlaw botanist harvesting endangered plant species.
02/04/2013

Outlaw botanist harvesting endangered plant species.

02/04/2013

The Foundation for Outlaw Science is pleased to announce a partnership with Ron Mexico. May his passes be brisk, his feets be swift, and his STDs virile.

The Foundation for Outlaw Science's cover photo
07/06/2012

The Foundation for Outlaw Science's cover photo

07/06/2012

Dr. Chlorine is back, after a long hiatus. 16 year olds beware

05/29/2012

Time for an outlaw adventure.

The Foundation for Outlaw Science's cover photo
05/28/2012

The Foundation for Outlaw Science's cover photo

The Foundation for Outlaw Science's cover photo
05/28/2012

The Foundation for Outlaw Science's cover photo

11/27/2011

this page needs more attention.

Outlaw chilling.
10/10/2011

Outlaw chilling.

Outlaw Prospecting
10/10/2011

Outlaw Prospecting

09/20/2011

I am ready for a outlaw weekend of plundering natures treasures in utmost outlaw fashion.

A memorable portrait of a 'hippie/outlaw' scientist - Projo Arts Blog
09/15/2011
A memorable portrait of a 'hippie/outlaw' scientist - Projo Arts Blog

A memorable portrait of a 'hippie/outlaw' scientist - Projo Arts Blog

"101 Theory Drive," the title of Terry McDermott's profile of Gary Lynch, a neuroscientist on the faculty of the University of California at Irvine, denotes the address of the trailer that he and his posse of scientific roughriders use as a lab. The trailer is parked somewhere on the border between ...

09/15/2011

:"Back in business. May your plunder be profitable."

Persons of Interest
09/15/2011

Persons of Interest

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Ranking Members: Pete Swavely - Senior Outlaw Geologist Tom Swavely - Outlaw Chief Financial Officer Wesley Doremus - Senior Outlaw Botanist Ed Jones - Senior Outlaw Ginger Historian Sarah Thomas - The Brown Beaver Tyra Swavely - Outlaw Fetus Bag Trainee

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