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Don't let that sweet little smile fool you! This one was a vicious terrorist who had a plan to kill you all while you sl...
02/01/2017

Don't let that sweet little smile fool you! This one was a vicious terrorist who had a plan to kill you all while you slept! Had we not taken care of this sleeper agent you'd all be speaking ching chang chong or whatever gibberish that dark skin devil spoke after she put you into the Allah Akbar Reeducation Camp...

It's a dangerous world and we know how scared and weak you are, and that you think we're awesome, so praise is not necessary. After all, if any of you are going to a camp, it's going to be our camps, where we teach you the wholesome ways of das Fuhrer.

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You're nothing but bonded slaves to us, here to contribute to a fake debt from birth. Welcome to our modernized version ...
12/05/2016
Newborn Baby Kidnapped from Alabama Hospital After Parents Decline Birth Certificate and SSN

You're nothing but bonded slaves to us, here to contribute to a fake debt from birth. Welcome to our modernized version of slavery. It took you idiots long enough to catch on. Oh well, too late now! :D:D

Theirs was a spiritual journey of getting back to nature and rejecting the materialism that they felt held them in bondage. Christian and Danielle Holm began their journey together in early 2016 as itinerant missionaries, traveling across the country and speaking to churches as they sought to live s...

If you see this person notify authorities immediately or we'll consider you aiding and abetting terrorism.
09/07/2016
Man Forced To Pay City of Dallas $259 For Not Wearing Bicycle Helmet — Even Though That Law Doesn’t Exist

If you see this person notify authorities immediately or we'll consider you aiding and abetting terrorism.

Edward Adkins is a wanted man for breaking a law that doesn't exists. According to Tristal Hallman of Dallas News, A Dallas officer wrote the 46 year old Adkins a ticket for riding a bicycle without a helmet in September 2014. But months earlier, the City Council removed the bicycle helmet ordinance...

For any of you that may have concerns, you'll be glad to know, we just investigated ourselves again and found no wrong d...
07/05/2016

For any of you that may have concerns, you'll be glad to know, we just investigated ourselves again and found no wrong doing!

***UNPRECEDENTED CORRUPTION***

It's hard to believe you people let us get away with this and haven't killed us all yet for  rubbing it in your faces ho...
06/06/2016
State Department Blocks Release Of Hillary Clinton-Era TPP Emails Until After The Election

It's hard to believe you people let us get away with this and haven't killed us all yet for rubbing it in your faces how rigged this all is. Good thing for us the bulk of America is just a bunch of sh*t talking pussies.

As the 2016 candidates battle over trade, the State Department keeps Hillary Clinton’s TPP emails under wraps until after the election.

05/30/2016

Today, for memorial day, we'd like to honor all the vets and let you know that we could only have made it this far with your help, and now that we have, there's no turning back. Enjoy getting put on the terrorist watch list when you get home if you even think about trying to stop us. You may have got a taste of power over seas kicking in doors but this is our playground and here we'll ice you just as fast as Fox News can merge the phrases "suspected terrorist" and "found a passport".

Isn't freedom awesome!? Now is your turn to say, "Yes, it is", or we'll be taking notes who doesn't otherwise....

05/03/2016

We just want to tell everyone that we're really feeling good about ourselves today and if you get the urge to pay extra taxes that's totally normal... We're going to take your sh*t anyway, but you should feel like paying us more because we're important and you're weak and insignificant. It only makes sense because we know better how to allocate funds than people like you that have no funds.

We make deals with China, Russia, Japan, ... You name it. We collateralize you into duckets faster than we can say F**K IT.

You're continued cooperation is appreciated as well as expected.

We generally just do what we want to anyway then hide anything implicating us in something we weren't supposed to be doi...
04/29/2016
Supreme Court Gives FBI More Hacking Power

We generally just do what we want to anyway then hide anything implicating us in something we weren't supposed to be doing while pretending the other information obtained at the same time was obtained through legal means. Your rights mean sh*t. This is about JUST US.

The Supreme Court on Thursday approved changes that would make it easier for the FBI to hack into computers.

We've put this dangerous individual into a prison camp and are re-educating the children immediately. Can you imagine th...
03/18/2016
Youth Coach Called Off-Duty Cop a ‘Dick’ For Heckling Her Team, Now She’s Facing A YEAR Behind Bars

We've put this dangerous individual into a prison camp and are re-educating the children immediately. Can you imagine the trauma they suffered due to the negligence of this radical, and we suspect possible sleeper cell agent.

You don't have to thank us, we took care of that already in the media. You just be thankful we're here and don't forget, your cooperation is not just appreciated, it's mandatory.

What happens when a little league coach calls a heckler at a girl's basketball game a "dick"? Well, when that heckler is an off-duty cop, she ends up arrested and facing three years in prison! Jessica Curs, the 31-year-old mother and veteran youth league coach, is crying foul, and the local police d…

We stopped this future hippie in training. If you know any future hippies please report them immediately to the nearest ...
03/11/2016
Autistic 10-Year-Old Girl Handcuffed and Pinned to the Ground For Climbing a Tree

We stopped this future hippie in training. If you know any future hippies please report them immediately to the nearest authoritarians.

The girl in the image above was handcuffed and pinned to the ground for the "crime" of throwing Skittles candy on a school bus. She is only 10-years-old, but police officers felt the need to slam her to the ground, pin her down and handcuff her. The Louisiana girl has also been diagnosed with autism…

02/22/2016
The Gospel According to Government

The Gospel According to Government

A rather unusual "sermon" I delivered at this year's Porcupine Freedom Festival. Enjoy. Or be offended. Or whatever.

PRESS RELEASE:We at the Department of Just Us  would like to announce that you can sleep easier tonight knowing that wit...
02/15/2016
Bureau Of Sharp & Pointy Objects/mandatory compliance division

PRESS RELEASE:
We at the Department of Just Us would like to announce that you can sleep easier tonight knowing that with the help of our partners at the Bureau Of Sharp & Pointy Objects this ISIS sleeper cell has been apprehended.

Fishing knives are very dangerous. .
Only licensed fishermen should own them

02/13/2016

The sun is up and it looks like a great day for some "imminent domain"!

FBI – Federal Bureau of Investigation - Did you forget to sprinkle the crack? This usually works better... People aren't...
02/03/2016
Did the FBI Shoot LaVoy Finicum 9 Times and Plant a 9mm Semi-Automatic Handgun on Him?

FBI – Federal Bureau of Investigation - Did you forget to sprinkle the crack? This usually works better... People aren't supposed to be asking questions like this!

The question should not surprise anyone who watched the video of the ambush and cold-blooded murder of LaVoy Finicum at the hands of the US government. However, let me caution that the information is highly suspect that follows. I have been completely unable to confirm whether or not a handgun

If you see someone getting f**ked and it's not by us, report them immediately.
01/14/2016
Homeland Security Asking Hotel Staff to Report Customers for Too Many Condoms

If you see someone getting f**ked and it's not by us, report them immediately.

The U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) continues to pour time and taxpayer money into convincing the American people that there's an epidemic of sex trafficking here. So bad is this alleged epidemic that ordinary crime-control measures won't work, hence the deparment is recruit

01/13/2016

Why do some of you hate the babies? You're either with us or you're against us, and we're here for the babies. So, babies, or baby hate?

While you ponder on it never forget, we know where you live.

01/07/2016

Big shout out to our homies at FEMA Federal Emergency Management Agency, ready to roll out the camps at a moments notice.

In case of emergency you'll immediately want to come register your family for safety camp! That's where we teach you the in's and outs of how to survive a national declaration of emergency! Free food, housing, medical treatment, and the general population can't have any guns just like so many of you have been demanding!

01/07/2016

For the babies I tell you! The babies! Have you no soul!

01/05/2016

You are weak and pathetic. We are all powerful. We are the future. You are the past. We are here to eliminate anyone in our way. You all are in our way.

01/05/2016

Wouldn't you know, we already had deals all worked out with fracking and other companies about how we'd divvy up all the public lands to them but these stupid f**king redneck ranchers figured this out and now instead of us taking their land those assholes took ours! WTF

Dr Reality - Dave Champion
01/02/2016

Dr Reality - Dave Champion

I better be on their list!!!

Hey kidos! If you see something, take pictures and email them to us with an address of where it's located!
12/29/2015
Obama's executive order: If a Child 'Confesses' to a Pediatrician that Mommy & Daddy Have a Gun...

Hey kidos! If you see something, take pictures and email them to us with an address of where it's located!

AP (By Michael Connelly, Constitutional Attorney) -- I have written extensively about the horrendous and ongoing efforts by the Veterans Administration to disarm American military veterans by declaring them incompetent to handle their financial affairs due to physical or mental disabilities. Once de…

12/28/2015

It's a good thing for us that stupid people fell for making themselves corporate "persons" so we can help them cross jurisdictional boundaries without every leaving home!

12/20/2015
Obama - Predator Drones - You will never see it coming!!

Happy Holidays from the The United States Department of Just Us!

And don't forget, ....we know if you've been naughty, we know when you're awake. We know if you support our cause and if you don't you better fake it!

12/20/2015

New terror threat! We don't have any details but you should be very afraid and beg us for protection until it's safe! Keep spying on your neighbors closely and send us all intelligence you collect as they are probably in on it too!

12/15/2015
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Protected and served... Who's next!

A Virginia police officer tased and used pepper spray on a man who was reportedly having a stroke because he wasn't responding.

Address

Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington D.C., DC
20530-0001

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Opening Hours

Monday 09:00 - 17:00
Tuesday 09:00 - 17:00
Wednesday 09:00 - 17:00
Thursday 09:00 - 17:00
Friday 09:00 - 17:00
Saturday 10:00 - 17:00
Sunday 00:00 - 23:00

Telephone

(202) 514-2000

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Law Enforcement and Security Divisions almost all doing their illegal torturing and Abusing American Citizens until they take everything from them..The Cruelest Individuals on this Planet.pictures for Proof..Who do they think they are to take Our Privacy and Civil Rights away from Us...I am just One Hostage to them..Honest to God Truth.
PLEASE DO NOT RELEASE MADOFF AND STANFORD FROM PRISON DUE TO COVID 19. IT WILL BE THE BIGGEST MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE AND AN AFFRONT TO ALL THE HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF THEIR VICTIMS.