Don't let that sweet little smile fool you! This one was a vicious terrorist who had a plan to kill you all while you slept! Had we not taken care of this sleeper agent you'd all be speaking ching chang chong or whatever gibberish that dark skin devil spoke after she put you into the Allah Akbar Reeducation Camp...
It's a dangerous world and we know how scared and weak you are, and that you think we're awesome, so praise is not necessary. After all, if any of you are going to a camp, it's going to be our camps, where we teach you the wholesome ways of das Fuhrer.
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