Igor Rasputin's Rustbelt HELL

05/11/2026

Something something beware of false prophets.

04/26/2026

Another "assassination attempt" on the life of the mango Mussolini. As usual, it appears to be staged. Interestingly enough, though, the suspected shooter is still alive.

What some people will do when their poll numbers are down.

04/18/2026

When you point your finger at someone else, three point back to you. For years Republicans kept crying that democrats wanted to defund the police. Now Greg Abbott of Texas wants to go one step further and withhold their funds if local law enforcement officers fail to hold a suspect until ICE can appear and take suspected undocumented immigrants into custody. Problem? Yeah, it's something called the 4th amendment. https://www.law.cornell.edu/constitution/fourth_amendment.

04/06/2026

04/05/2026

Any politician should be responsible for paying for war out of their own pockets.

03/30/2026

Every crosswalk should have this recording.