White Baby Raising Tips

White Baby Raising Tips Don't worry, it will still be occasionally funny

Since our daughters passing, I have decided to convert this into an actual parenting tip/wisdom page so that I might honor her by spreading the wisdom I planned to pass on to her.

11/19/2020

Tip 1: Don't let a baby too young to communicate it's needs "cry it out". This is child abuse and will lead to depression later in life.

11/18/2020

Tip #478: Teaching your white baby to 'not see color' is invalidating to people of color.

08/24/2020

White Baby Raising Tip #299: White babies are more sensitive to the sun so make sure you cover your white baby in SPF 50 before leaving the house. Every time.

08/16/2020

White Baby Raising Tip #62: White baby boys when manipulated properly make great duck calls! It's never too early to get your white baby involved in hunting!

08/13/2020

White Baby Raising Tip #44: Make sure your white baby knows Jesus was the first white person.

08/11/2020

Sorry I've been neglectful for a few days. Raising a white baby can be taxing. She often starts karening and won't stop for days.

08/05/2020

White Baby Raising Tip #195: White babies loooooooove Nickelback.

08/04/2020

White Baby Raising Tip # 454: If you want your white baby to get to white heaven, make sure you baptize it in Whiteclaw.

08/03/2020

White Baby Raising Tip #285: Don't wait til Christmas, buy your white baby their ugly sweater early to avoid the rush.

08/02/2020

White Baby Raising Tip #327: Remember, your white baby is very sensitive to hearing about white privilege. Try to keep them shielded from such negativity.

08/01/2020

White Baby Raising Tip #167: Get your white baby an iPhone young so they can learn to call the cops on black people for existing early!

08/01/2020

White Baby Raising Tip #358: If your baby has trouble sleeping, forget lavender. Try rubbing a little pumpkin spice essential oils on your white babies head. They will be asleep with visions of Thanksgiving or Christmas in their heads before you can say Can I speak to a manager?

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