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06/04/2026

Good Morning, today i wwant you to cast your vote in your own mind… think hard on who you would rather tour the city and do a show at Fedex Forum …

drake the rapper
or
Drake Bell…

that means and Josh.

send this to an olive 🫒
06/03/2026

send this to an olive 🫒

what is your girls favorite flowers? …and why are they orchids in a light blue color. why havnt you gotten her any of th...
06/03/2026

what is your girls favorite flowers?

…and why are they orchids in a light blue color.

why havnt you gotten her any of them just Daisy’s and Roses?

why?

fella… i did the same thing..

stop being creativity to impress your boss on your elaborate lies to get out of “work” at work and use that side of your bain to tickle the ivories in hers…

get her some rare flowers.

people act like service work is beneath them cause they think it's just kids who goofed off in school. it's not. most pi...
06/03/2026

people act like service work is beneath them cause they think it's just kids who goofed off in school. it's not. most pick it cause you don't gotta be perfect, just efficient. that's the freedom part.
pay people enough so tips ain't rent, they're just "keep my seat warm" money. that's why i love when the bartender tells someone to move cause that's my seat. i earned it by showing up and tipping right.
i'm 32 now. i'm done dumbing myself down so old dudes at the bar can pretend they got a shot. she's nice cause you tip. it's not that deep lol.
and to the girls working through college, we know you're just being nice to pay tuition. we see it. respect the hustle.

06/03/2026

you said make it strong. mirror's watching.

runny egg
06/03/2026

runny egg

06/03/2026

best sandwiches are made by moms

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