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Names have been altered to protect the guilty.

❌❌❌ STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT ❌❌❌NO BREAKS ALLOWEDI repeatNO BREAKS ALLOWEDOur services no-break policy is so strict that even ...
02/09/2023

❌❌❌ STAFF ANNOUNCEMENT ❌❌❌

NO BREAKS ALLOWED

I repeat

NO BREAKS ALLOWED

Our services no-break policy is so strict that even the coffee machine has a sign that says, "No rest for the espresso!" It's like they're afraid we'll escape the daily grind for a few minutes. We've started a secret underground "Snack & Slack" club where we sneak granola bars and all clean the vehicles simultaneously. Don't tell Ant (C**t) Carr or Avril (monster) Keen that we're on a covert mission for snack-ur-ity! 😂

But here it is in black and white.

DONT BLAME THE DISPATCHERS ❤️

PS at least one of the three 💩 unions have spoken out

Just don’t get fatigued and crash the vehicle killing innocent people while the managers are in bed.

21/05/2023
21/05/2023

🚑🚕🚑🚕🚑🚕🚑🚕🚑🚕✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️

Strathclyde Ambulance Service

21/04/2023
02/03/2023
02/03/2023

OH DEAR OH DEAR OH DEAR WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE 😝😝😝😝

Our supreme leader Kim Jong James playing the victim once again. His unblemished 37 year career 🤪🤪 what a pile of horses poo.

Slackmanee hasn’t done a days work for the past 25 years. He wouldn’t know what the frontline looks like. What you see here is a man who has bullied numerous people now playing victim and crying away to the papers with his sad compo face expecting the people of Scotland to feel sorry for him.
Jamie why don’t you do us all a favour and leave, you contribute nothing worthy to this job and put the patients at risk with your stupid, disgusting behavior and tactics.
Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.
Horrible human.
The only victim here is the folk that need to suffer him and his bullying posse of Ush*te people everyday.

Cry baby

02/03/2023

Our inbox is on fire 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

That’s the application in 🤡🤡🤡
04/02/2023

That’s the application in 🤡🤡🤡

26/01/2023
26/01/2023

Good morning

Loyal followers, supporters, managers, nosey folk and creeps.

Following on from our late night expose we have an overflowing inbox of support from a lot of people. THere was not 1 single message of disagreement or hate.

What does this tell us ?

This tells us that the staff and some managers of this organisation believe in fairness and that the email sent to all control room staff was outrageous and sadly very demeaning to them.

Further information suggests that Mr Carr and others feel that pursuing a lost trail to find out who any of us are is their top priority. We look forward to this.

Words of warning. Even if we do get found out all we have done is expose the TRUTH, let that sink in for anyone who is active in that circle. we will continue to expose the wrong ones in the organisation until such times as senior leaders start dealing with them.

Ps it won’t be long until Gallacher is back.

Seeep sweep 🧹🧹

Mr Anthony CarrCome on down. Well well well what do we have here then. Loyal followers, nosey folk and service managers ...
20/01/2023

Mr Anthony Carr

Come on down.

Well well well what do we have here then. Loyal followers, nosey folk and service managers and creeps, below you will see how corrupt, incompetent and downright threatening some of our senior managers really are.

Exhibits 1-8 clearly show how deformed, out of touch and downright narcissistic this so called senior manager is. Firstly make up your mind, are ”your” staff following SOPs or not ??

SOPs

VDIs are just about consumables, what about baldy tyres, loose wheels, no screen wash, no fuel, no oil, light defects, missing lifesaving equipment?? So will you stand up in the fatal accident enquiry and defend the driver due to ”your” staff breaking SOP and having them drive ?? We doubt it

End of shift and rest break SOP. It’s very clear from your mumblings that these aren’t working and your staff sometimes do what they like. Mixed messages here Mr Carr, are we following some SOPs or all SOPs or just whatever suits on the day. Sort out your own house.

Fatal accident enquiries??
Your SLT defended staff but those staff don’t know. Are you thick ?? The control room messes up every shift, individuals are sometimes to blame but as always never taken to task. Sweep sweep 🧹 under the magic carpet. Please stop trying to scare people.

SOCIAL MEDIA well well well we sat here at HQ and laughed and laughed. You are no closer to finding out who we all are, Elon musk is closer to landing on the moon that you are to unmask all of us. Do not tell people who they can and can’t engage with, you do not own these people, you can not inform them who to and not speak to, I would go as far as saying this is coercive behavior and breaches a few rules Mr Carr. If you continue to try and silence staff we won’t allow it.

How about you put more time and effort into sorting out the bad apples that spoil your area of work, take the bad ones to task and set examples, but no you send out narcissistic coercive emails to scare staff under the guise of you being supportive.

Heres some advice

Start being honest, start doing your job and stop wasting time writing scaremongering emails trying to disguise it as support and stop wasting time trying to find us

Or has JAMIE MCNAMEE got you in his pocket too ? maybe this is the real reason as we see no improvement in your area of business. The big Tesco boss not delivering.

I say us as there’s 8 of us 🙃🙃

We are not here to chastise the service we are here to out the wrong ones, the bullies, the corrupt and the ones with 9 lives.

Over and out

BREAKING NEWSIt has been confirmed that our chief executive of 13 years is leaving. This comes during the worst period o...
14/01/2023

BREAKING NEWS

It has been confirmed that our chief executive of 13 years is leaving. This comes during the worst period of SAS history and has surprised many as it was so unexpected which in SAS is very common, as we always don’t expect Christmas, new year and winter.

We spoke to James McNamee the real Chief who said “ I’ve had a wonderful 13 years with Pauline, she has so far been easy to manipulate, always does as she’s told and always ensured I was untouchable and could do what I wanted”

James added “I sincerely hope that the board of directors take notice and listen to me and my gang and appoint me another assistant CEO who will dance to my tune and allow me to destroy the vital service we provide to the public even more before I retire soon”

Farewell Miss Howie

This year as we draw to a close, marks a significant period in history of SAS. As we complete level 2022 a lasting monum...
28/12/2022

This year as we draw to a close, marks a significant period in history of SAS. As we complete level 2022 a lasting monumental legacy is starting to be unwound.

As we move into level 2023 will will hopefully see the demise of USH*TE the union and the godfather Kim Jong James, bringing his henchmen and those around them down will continue, those who do wrong will be outed.

At a closing ceremony today at West Control we have removed the statue of the glorious dictator and the runner of SAS.

All hail Jamie (now just retire and GTF)

Good evening fellow colleagues. Hope you are all well and not starving, stressed or fatigued. We have been busy doing so...
28/12/2022

Good evening fellow colleagues. Hope you are all well and not starving, stressed or fatigued. We have been busy doing some marketing. We would like feedback.

Have a safe shift

🎶🎶 You think that I don't even meanA single word I sayIt's only words and words are all I haveTo take your heart awayIt'...
28/12/2022

🎶🎶 You think that I don't even mean
A single word I say
It's only words and words are all I have
To take your heart away
It's only words and words are all I have
To take your heart away
It's only words and words are all I have
To take your heart away 🎶🎶🎶

Sing it 🎤

More lies and propaganda

Happy Monday people sorry Wednesday I mean. Rumours circulating that SAS have employed a new HR manager may infact be tr...
28/12/2022

Happy Monday people sorry Wednesday I mean.

Rumours circulating that SAS have employed a new HR manager may infact be true L, here we can see an ideal candidate to join the ranks.

Robert Hilley lost the plot at Glasgow's Doubletree Hilton hotel in the city's Cambridge Street.

I think the real proper Ambulance Service need to read the room. The staff are broken, relentless abuse from senior mana...
21/12/2022

I think the real proper Ambulance Service need to read the room. The staff are broken, relentless abuse from senior management, no breaks, late finishes exceeding 4 hours and the removal of policy without consultation.

Resignations should be getting handed in over the deaths caused by mismanagement of the Scottish Ambulance Service

As we experience winter pressures, please be respectful to all our staff, including crews and those who work in our control rooms.

They are trying to help you and don't deserve to be abused, insulted or threatened.

It's .

20/12/2022

When we all think it’s been tough over the last week, spare a thought for the poor DATIX guy at HQ 🤣🤣 the busiest person in the organisation at the moment.

Another day another glorious piece from the west of Scotland. What’s the story you may ask ??Ambulance crews save man’s ...
06/12/2022

Another day another glorious piece from the west of Scotland. What’s the story you may ask ??

Ambulance crews save man’s life and yes we should be proud well done to Courtney and Tommy, tip of the hat.
What we also have is Master Willie Anderson, MC tech, Ki Don Para, no eppalet, Ush*te rep and none other than Mr Scott Diamond, MC Para, training occifer / touching occifer / Be Ast - extraordinaire.

The latter playing the heeero card when infact they cause nothing but hassle.

We wish all well and hope the latter duo win nothing.

Hero Glasgow paramedics are in line for community awards after their quick thinking saved lives.

30/11/2022

Good morning our loyal followers. Please excuse our small 28 day hiatus, this was due to the “Scottish Ambulance Service” reporting us for copyright infringement for using a photo that they never took 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️

Anyway that’s old news and we will continue to work in partnership with our friendly local rival service.

So what did we miss ??

Scandal ? - absolutely, reports to follow 😎😎

Strike action ? - nope, unions probably took a back hander from Humza Yousless 💩🎒

Golden boy still suspended? - absolutely (should be sacked by now) 👋🏼👋🏼

ACC still in turmoil ? - absolutely 💯 ✅

Service being run by idiots ? - that won’t ever change ✅

Stay tuned and keep up the good work 🥳🥳🥳

CHRISTMAS CANCELLED DUE TO COVID 583Scrooge of Christmas past strikes at West control.   Not content that the boy Chris ...
20/10/2022

CHRISTMAS CANCELLED DUE TO COVID 583

Scrooge of Christmas past strikes at West control. Not content that the boy Chris can’t be there in person to ensure all staff have a terrible Christmas, his place has been taken by Mrs McNamee who told all staff NO KIDS CHRISTMAS PARTY and that Santa is as dead as Chris’s career.

Concerned colleagues have reached out to inform us that the party was highlighted by made up managers within SAS control and cancelled due to IPC n***s digging up NHS 24

Oh dear oh dear

The prime minister resigns, cabinet is in turmoil, nobody knows who’s running what and there’s no strategy for the futur...
20/10/2022

The prime minister resigns, cabinet is in turmoil, nobody knows who’s running what and there’s no strategy for the future.

Sounds familiar

Looks like no 10 is going through a DEMAND AND TRAVESTY review

Just in time for Halloween 🎃 Today we lift the lid on the controllers of control with our very own rouges gallery and th...
19/10/2022

Just in time for Halloween 🎃

Today we lift the lid on the controllers of control with our very own rouges gallery and the influencers and chancers that believe they have the power to bully and harass their way to the top.

We will continue to expose those who do wrong

19/10/2022

A midweek message from the supreme leader.

“This morning I had my usual alphabet pasta for breakfast, this ensures I can use big big words to make me look clever in meetings. I have recorded this so all my loyal fans / supporters can hear what this sounds like when I attend partnership”

Unfortunately we couldn’t find a recording of white noise so this was the next best thing.

All hail Jamie

W Anchor

14/10/2022

Apologies for the absence we were banned for 2 days.

WHY

Because the truth hurts

10/10/2022

A message from the supreme leader of SAS

09/10/2022

Come join our singalong with CG

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