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24/10/2024

Let Laugh small

1. Girlfriend: good morning
Boyfr: gud morning
Girlfrd: u ve be ignoring my calls why?
Boyfrd: yes because Ur calls is always coming with bills 😀

2. "A cigarette company awards you 'Best Smoker in the World,' and you're smiling. Really, is Ur brain dey ok?😀

3. A beverage company wants to pay you billions to be the face of their 'Best Drunkard' campaign. You decline. Does that mean you're embarrassed about your drinking talent?"😂

4. Ladies will never admit that their boyfriend is ugly until they breakup that's when they will realise they were dating a chimpanzee

5. This idiot mosquito wey manage enter my net, instead of him to suck in peace, he come the disturbed me, Na so i crush am. 😒
6. You re traveling to go and fornicate and u re praying to God for journey Mercy, weti concern God .

7. Your parents sent you to university as a Nigerian, but after one year, you've become like a resident of S***m and Gomorrah.🙆

8. Bae: I need a Favour from you.

Boy: Favour no dey my house, check the next compound. Am off for today 🙄

Bae: Wait wait no be money I want ask oooh

Boy: thank God u talk on time , I nearly switch off my phone 😒

9. Girlfriend: Bae:breakfast is ready
Boyfriend: Wow the food is delicious, ur future husband will really enjoy u 😂

Girlfriend: den u are who?🙄

Boyfriend: I'm ur present boyfriend 😒

Girlfriend: thunder fire u

10. Wahala is when you join a WhatsApp group called single and searching and you find out that your husband is a group admin.

11. Nigeria don d produces fake cassava ooh, imagine d garri I soaked for over 30 mins , up to e never swell up.

12. Some university ladies portray themselves as innocent as the Virgin Mary at home, but transform into Jezebels once they're on campus.

Country hard now , it's not easy to make people laugh.

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15/07/2024

Boyfriend: baby can come over tonight?

Girlfriend: No I will be going to my friend place to plait

Boyfriend: can you come on Sunday

Girlfriend: No I will be going to my friend wedding

Boyfriend: iPhone13 pro u asked me to buy for u, I wanted you come so I can show you whether you like the colour but since you are not free , we see next time.😒

Girlfriend: haba baby person no fit follow u jokes again, right now, I on my way coming to spend the weekend with u🤸🤸

Boyfriend: haba baby person no fit follow u jokes again, I didn't Buy any iPhone 13 pro 🙄🙄

Girlfriend 😒😒😒

05/02/2024

420 guys/girls may come your way
But is just 1 that is meant for you
The rest are 419😏😏

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04/02/2024

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30/01/2024

U think say break up btw boyfriend Nd girlfriend Na im d pain pass? Have you been separated from d person u re about 2 copy answer from in a examination hall before 😊

This is where gambling startedThis one never ended without fight..
23/01/2024

This is where gambling started
This one never ended without fight..

This is where gambling startedThis one never ended without fight😄
21/01/2024

This is where gambling started
This one never ended without fight😄

21/01/2024

Them break ur heart u dey reject food
Tell me how u go get the energy to continue crying

“When the relationship just started,You go hear things like 😗Goodnight my love...End the call babyNo, you end it.No,you ...
21/01/2024

“When the relationship just started,
You go hear things like 😗
Goodnight my love...
End the call baby
No, you end it.
No,you end the call, you called😁.
No, you end it.
I love you so much sweetheart.
I love you too my king.

What should I prepare for you tomorrow?
Do you even know how to cook? Try me, I cook pass you, hmm ok oh.

Cook something delicious my love, I can't wait to have you around,
Me too 🤣🤣😅.

Two scammers deceiving themselves.” 🙄🙄🙄

21/01/2024

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I miss those days we go to a lady's profile to like her old pictures to get attention. We are now forming thought leaders. Nonsense seriousness. Even to reply Hi from a fineeeeeeee girl we no dey do again.

No be this kind of life gave us ladies way dey enter our eyes.

Take me back to those days of late-night chatting when all we do everyday is to ask:

How are you?
Have you eaten?
Hope your day was fine?
What are your hobbies?

Nowadays, over seriousness has made our age mates to call us sir. To find woman toast we go first consider if she's into the thought leadership nonsense.

Maka Chi I miss those days we understand love and relationship and not when we put brand first before relationship.

Meanwhile don't send me hi, I'm not high even though I worship the most high God.

I even get lyrics.

Chai 21st century and seriousness way dey land to breakup every time.

21st century, WAKA DIA

20/01/2024

Ladies will dress like amother of Jesus to church on sunday, but thy will walk naked , who are u decieving??

Bad market 🤣🤣
17/01/2024

Bad market 🤣🤣

17/01/2024

The hunter went into the jungle to search for meat, but couldn't find anything. He became very tired, hungry, and exhausted.

He went to One Mango to have some rest On getting there, he saw some groups of lions roaring and coming towards him Immediately after he spotted those lions, he regained all his strength and hunger and testing had already disappeared.

The lions were fast approaching him. He immediately stood up and ran, forgetting that he had a gun with him.

After he ran to a certain distance, he now remembered that he had a gun. He stopped and said he must go back.

He went back to look for the lions, but couldn't find any of them. However, one of the lions was hiding and monitoring the man's movements to see if he has any fear in his body.

The lion roars to scare the man and see if he will fear so he can chase him. Upon hearing it for the second time, the man held his two ears to hear the noise well because it sounded familiar.
When the lion roars for the third time,

The man stylishly bends down and removes his slippers. Come and see the marathon race.😄😄😄😄😄🤣

17/01/2024

Ask some guys to put their boxers in the hot water and Boom Coffee is ready🤣🤣

17/01/2024

U will stand one place and drink 2 sachets water, but when you buy bottle water, u will carry it from Lagos to Abuja 🙆‍♂️😂😂

06/12/2023

Get Urself a supportive girlfriend , not a tax force agent 😒

Lagos City
06/12/2023

Lagos City

Lagos Nigeria
06/12/2023

Lagos Nigeria

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