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03/12/2013

Boy:" How Many Apples
Can You Eat In Empty Stomach?
Girl:" I Can Eat 6 Apples.
Boy:" You Can Eat Only 1 Apple In
Empty Stomach Bcoz When You Eat The
2nd Apple That's Not In Empty Stomach.
Girl:" Waow Super Joke I'll Tell My Friend.
Girl To Other Girl
How Many Apple Can You Eat In Empty Stomach??
Other Girl:" I Can Eat 10..
Girl: Pagal 6 Bolti Toh Mast Joke Sunati.

03/12/2013

Psychology Ka Practical Ho Ra Tha.

Profesr Ne 1 Chuhe K Liye Ek Taraf Cake Or
Dusri Taraf Chuhiya Rakh Di.
Chuha Fouran Cake Ki Taraf Lapka
Dusri Baar Cake Ko Badal Kar Roti Raki.
Chuha Roti Ki Taraf Lapka
Is Tarah Kai Baar Food-item Badle
Magr Chuha Har Bar Food Ki Taraf Bhaga.
Profesr: Bas,
Saabit Ho Gya Ki Hunger Is Bigger Than Girl.
Itne Me Last Row Ki Bench Se
Ranchor Das Chanchad Bola:
Sir, 1 Bar Chuhiya Badal Ke Bhi Dekh Lo,
Ho Skta H Wo Uski "BIWI" Ho.

03/12/2013

Waqt Achcha Zarur Aata Hai
Bas Kambakht Waqt Par Nahi Aata"!
Pal-pal" Taraste The Jis "Pal" K Liye!
Wo "Pal" Bhi Aya Kuch "Pal" K Liye.
Socha Us "Pal" Ko Rok Lu Har "Pal" K Liye!
Par Wo "Pal" Na Ruka 1 "Pal" K Liye!

11/10/2013

According to Indian parents,
if
you're smiling while
texting ...
It means you have a boyfriend
or girlfriend.. :P

11/10/2013

Boys ka Facebook per continue
Online rehnay ka matlab???
GIRL's Hostel k samnay chair rakh k
bethnay jesa ha :P

11/10/2013

dil ke saare armanon ko kar diya tumne chaknachoor,
hum nahi jaante the ki tum ho itni ghamandi aur magroor,
aur tumhe bhulane ke liye hum sharaab peene ko ho gaye hain majboor,
aur isiliye hamara naam devdas jaise sharaabiyon mein ho gaya hai mashoor..

11/10/2013

Solid bezati
Boyfriend : Janu... Ek baat bolun...???
Girlfriend: Nahi... Rehne de Aur
thOra door ho ke baith... :D :P :D

11/10/2013

I told my parents-
i want a
blackberry or apple.....
they replied...
Ghar me "SINGHADE" pade hai,
pehle wo khtm kr :P

11/10/2013

Girl - M very confused
about 1 thing from last couple of
days ...

Boy - Tell me I will give you the answer! !

Girl - What is Baba Ji ka thullu??

Boy - ok ,when you Said me to Buy a Teddy bear for you last
monday, what did you get ??

Boy - Nothing !!!!!

Girl - This is called Baba Ji ka Thullu! !!!! :P

02/10/2013

Koi Kuch Bhi Na Kahy Tu Pata Kya Hai,
Is Bechain Khamoshi Ki Wajah Kya Hai,
Unhain Ja Ke Koi Kahe Hum Le Lengy Zahar Bhi,
Woh Sirf Yeh Tu Bata Dain Meri Khata Kya Hai.

02/10/2013

Tum Gaye To Har Khushi Chali Gayi.
Tumhare Bina Chirago Me Roshni Chali Gayi.
Kiya Kaho Kiya Gujri Hai Is Dil Par.
Ham Zinda Rah Gaye,
Par Hamari Zindagi Chali Gayi.

02/10/2013

Chalo Der Hi Sahi Unko Tera Khayaal To Aaya,
Unke Dil Mein Tere Liye Malal To Aaya,
Are Chale Jate Hain Log,
Essi Baat Ka Dard Liye Duniya Se,
Na Unki Mohabbat Aayi Unke Zanaje Pe
Na Hi Usko Mera Khayaal Aaya!!
By - shivKoshish Dil Ki Har Cheez Bhula Deti Hai,
Band Aankhon Mein Bhi Sapne Saja Deti Hai,
Sapno Ki Duniya Jarur Rakhna Dost,
Kyu Ki Haqiqat To Aksar Logo Ko Rula Deti Hai.?

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