01/01/2016
My people, my brothers my sister, my mothers my fathers.... my soul.
As we cross into a new year of glordiant mystery, we must take our steps with the utmost secreance as our neighbours to our easterly coast, with its sterling silver waters that crash down on our Great Golden Cojones, have displayed a sign of deep aggression.
Starting at the hour of nine, one of our many noble Cojone-men, Vincent Rinsout, was standing guard at our natural monument when he witnessed a most freightful sight.
!MASSIVE EXPLOSIONS ON THE MAINLAND!
Once the detonations had ceased everything seemed fine, there was a calm on the mainland, oddly still.
This eery cloud stayed over the mainland until once again ... almost like clockwork, at the slap of the hour twelve.
!CATACLYSMIC EXPLOSIONS ON THE MAINLAND!
After this second onslaught, we realised what we were seeing.
A call for war.
The senate shall keep its people safe and informed
C.Rupt. Fischer.