14/10/2026
🚨 WESTGATE HWP – ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER MASTERCLASS IN QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS 🏍️
Another eventful day on the bikes, with today’s contestants doing their absolute best to keep us entertained. Common sense was clearly running a little behind schedule. 🤦♂️
🏍️ CONTESTANT #1 THE SOLID LINE SPECIALIST
Overtaking across a solid white line, undertaking another vehicle, then hitting 104 km/h in an 80 zone. A full set of questionable decisions in record time.
When stopped, he admitted he saw us but couldn’t explain why he did it right in front of us.
Mate, we’re wondering the same thing. 😂
🚛 CONTESTANT #2 THE “SHE’LL BE RIGHT” SPECIALIST
Rolled out the old trailer, confidently declaring it was a 6x4 and therefore didn’t need registration.
Unfortunately, a quick tape-measure inspection suggested otherwise. And just when things couldn’t get any better, we discovered the load in the back wasn’t secured.
Apparently, “she’ll be right” isn’t an approved load-restraint method. 🤷♂️
🛣️ THE FREEWAY REGULARS (PAINTED ISLAND EDITION)
A quick visit to our favourite painted-island complaint location delivered the usual entertainment.
One driver spotted us and decided the best escape plan was to cut across traffic into the far-right lane. Subtlety clearly wasn’t part of the plan.
We caught a few familiar faces, welcomed some repeat customers, and even received the traditional “revenue raisers” review.
Look, we don’t make you drive over the painted islands. We just happen to be there when you do. If you choose to make a voluntary financial contribution to the state, that’s between you and your wallet. 💸
30 offenders in 30 minutes. At that rate, we barely had time to finish our coffee. ☕
🏎️ FINAL CONTESTANT LIGHTNING McQUEEN’S COUSIN
Saving the best for last, this driver decided traffic was merely a suggestion and attempted to race his way to the front. The finishing speed? 125 km/h in a 60 zone. The finish line came a lot sooner than expected.
🏁 PRIZE PACKAGE:
🚗 Dad’s car impounded for 30 days.
🪪 Licence gone for 12 months.
🏎️ Racing career temporarily suspended.
Stay safe, ride smart, secure your loads and remember: the road isn’t a racetrack, the painted islands aren’t shortcuts, and we’re generally not hard to spot when you’re looking where you’re going.
WESTGATE HWP – YOU PROVIDE THE DECISIONS, WE PROVIDE THE PAPERWORK. 👮♂️🏍️