05/09/2026
⚠️ COMMUNITY ALERT: Dad jokes remain at EXTREME today — avoid prolonged exposure. 😂🔥
Happy Father’s Day to all the dads, grandads, stepdads and father figures across our community.
Here’s to the father or father figure in your life who…
🔧 Can fix absolutely anything — particularly if cable ties and duct tape are involved.
🪢 Uses six knots when one would have done the job.
🚗 Says “we’re not paying someone to do that” before turning a 20-minute job into an entire weekend.
💡 Turns off lights in empty rooms like the electricity bill is a personal attack.
🔥 Stands at the BBQ poking the meat every 30 seconds like lives depend on it.
😂 And tells the same terrible joke every year… then laughs harder than anyone else.
A special Happy Father’s Day to the dads and father figures within our own brigade — thanks for everything you do for your families, our brigade and our community… and for passing on your wisdom, whether anyone asked for it or not. 😂🚒
From everyone at have a cracking Father’s Day!