27/05/2026
🚨 NEW LIEUTENANT - BOGAN ALERT 🚨
Meet Grayson. He’s fresh, he’s keen, and he’s officially stepped up as Bindoon Bush Fire Brigade’s newest Lieutenant! 🧑🚒🔥
Now, normally a promotion means a pat on the back and a cold drink. But we’ve got bigger plans for Grayson!
Look at that glorious, face-warming beard. Look at that majestic, windswept mullet hidden beneath the helmet.
It’s iconic. It’s peak Australiana. And it’s all getting chopped. ✂️🧔
That’s right, legends. To kick off the fundraising for our upcoming Bogan Bingo night, Grayson has selflessly volunteered his precious face-fur and business-in-the-front-party-in-the-back haircut for the greater good of the brigade.
Every single dollar raised from his public shearing goes directly toward supporting our brigade and keeping the community safe.
🪒 WANNA HOLD THE CLIPPERS?
Here is the best part: we are putting the clippers up for auction! The highest bidder on the night gets the absolute honor of shaving Grayson’s head and beard themselves.
Have you ever wanted to completely butcher a bloke's haircut for a good cause? Now is your chance.
We’ll be running a counter over the next few weeks to see just how much his dignity is worth.
Will he look 12 years old without the beard? Absolutely!
Is it worth it for the brigade? 100%.
Dust off your flannos, sharpie on your best fake tattoos, and grab your tickets for this epic event!
Ticket link ⬇️
https://www.facebook.com/share/18k3rZgT6v/?mibextid=wwXIfr
