Marxist-Leninists For Bob Katter

15/11/2022

A REVOLUTIONARY RISES FROM REACTIONARY ASHES

Long time no see comrades! Our deepest apologies, but our communication channels to the southern occupied areas were disrupted by the devious reactionaries and their disgusting plans. However, our ever-vigilant eyes have not ceased their sentry watch on the Inner Australian Border and the people of the DPRNQ are most delighted to see that a young Katterite revolutionary has landed the first of many blows against the southern regime!

While the capitalist rags in the south may address him as the Member of Parliament for South Brisbane, our proletarian press addresses him by his true title: Max Chandler-Mather, Federal MP for Griffith, the district commander of the South Brisbane Revolutionary Base area! Guided by the immortal theory of General-Secretary Katter, Chandler-Mather has established a revolutionary cell that will one day see the whole of Queensland united under the rightful government of the DPRNQ.

Comrade Katter extends his personal congratulations and well-wishes to comrade Chandler-Mather, and wants it to be known that the DPRNQ stands ready, willing, and able to assist the comrade in crushing the Brisbane reactionaries with a simultaneous strike!

20/01/2021

MOST MELLIFLUOUS GREATINGS COMRADES

Recently in our great proletarian city of Cairns in the DPRNQ a great monument to the hero of Australian workers Ned Kelly has been unveiled. Representing the pinnacle of the socialist realism art style and the construction techniques employed by our great nation, this glorious statue stands proud in this fine city as a physical embodiment of all we believe in: Republicanism, Socialism, and Freedom.

General Secretary Katter sent sentiments of great commendation and pride upon the unveiling of the statue and conveyed his heartfelt thanks to all that had worked on its design and construction. He also used the opportunity to remind all citizens of the DPRNQ to be familiar with the great comrade Kelly and his exploits.

It is a great crime and sadness to the KAP that Comrade Kelly has been distorted in the southern provinces, but it is not surprising. Comrade Lenin wrote on this exact issue of vulgarisation, wherein great revolutionaries who are hounded and viciously attacked by bourgeois society are on their deaths stripped of their revolutionary character and turned into placid figureheads to support the bourgeois society they struggled against. With Ned Kelly this has taken place to such a degree that his visage permeates the southern provinces, but the aims he fought for are actively suppressed. We stress to all those living in this country to remember the contents of the Jerilderie Letter. Comrade Kelly was an Irish rebel against the English yoke, a republican who desired no Queen, and a man who actively fought and killed the forces of the colonial state. The fact that there are those who brandish the image of Kelly in one hand while using the other to salute the Union Jack or praise the colonial police is so extremely contradictory and bizarre that if one was not capable of performing a communist analysis of the situation the only possible explanation you could reach would be one of widespread madness.

So, take to heart this message comrades: our great society we have built here in the DPRNQ is far more in line with the spirit of Ned Kelly than anything the capitalist south can ever build. If there are any out there who doubt us, we suggest they actually investigate what Comrade Kelly actually thought and did, then return to us.

let us march forward under the banner of Comrade Kelly, with his decals on our utes and his spirit in our hearts!

24/12/2020

MOST MERRIFUL AND CHEERFUL SEASONS GREETINGS COMRADES

Comrades, we come to the close of another year. It is the most heartfelt wish of the KAP and General Secretary Katter that you have a greatly enjoyable end of year festivities and that you receive a bountiful harvest of gifts courtesy of the great comrade Santa Claus. While he is often subject of bourgeois lies and slander (and even claims he does not exist!), the truth of the matter is that Santa Claus is a great proletarian hero with a deep understanding of and attachment to revolutionary values. Is it not obvious, the comrade Claus is draped in the people’s revolutionary red for a reason! As such, comrade Claus is always generous to the children of workers while he scorns bourgeois children with lumps of coal, who’s parents must purchase gifts to hide that Santa has punished them.

The feats of comrade Claus aside, this year has been arduous but successful, nonetheless. While a pandemic has ravaged the globe and plunged the capitalist nations into economic chaos, our socialist planned economy has remained immune to this and our third five-year-plan has continued swimmingly with sugar cane and banana production increasing significantly on last year’s figures.
Next year is sure to be an interesting one comrades, with our party congress scheduled to take place. We here in the DPRNQ will commit to building up our homeland as a revolutionary base and we beseech our comrades in the southern provinces to commit to the unceasing fight for socialism!

Farewell comrades, we will see you in the next year!

02/12/2020

COMRADES, COLES HAS STOLEN CHRISTMAS

That most hated of all enemies, that perfidious oppressor of all workers, the robber-barons pulling the strings of the southern government, the supermarket duopoly has returned. While earlier this year it was the succubus of Woolworths, now the incubus of Coles has reared its ugly head in the all-reaching anti-worker campaign ongoing in the southern provinces. Coles continues full steam in its campaign to automate jobs and strip back working conditions, with the latest target being the noble workers at Coles’ Smeaton Grange distribution centre. The facility is due to be shut in 2023 and the 500 workers are now cast into the abyss of uncertainty and worry.

The workers at Smeaton Grange have worked tirelessly through the pandemic to ensure stores were stocked and people had food and in return for their work they make reasonable demands of Coles: That workers have the right to transfer to this new automated facility, that workers receive fair redundancies, and that casuals have some security in the transition. How have the megalomaniac overlords at Coles responded to these completely reasonable demands of these workers? They have cruelly locked out the workers for THREE MONTHS, denying them their wages and callously using the food supply of the southern city of ‘Sydney’ as a bargaining chip to try and beat the workers into submission. While this would be a cruel and unusual punishment at the best of times, the fact that this is occurring over the commonly celebrated end-of-year holiday known as ‘Christmas’ is so astoundingly heartless and out of touch that it beggars belief that Coles would even have considered it, but we must commit this to memory as yet another example of the true nature of the supermarket duopoly. Coles may as well have just snatched the presents straight out of the hands of children on Christmas morning.

This perfidious company has had its profits soar over the past year, its earnings are up 10.7% and its despicable CEO has had his remuneration package increased by 28.9% to more than $7 Million. Like the dragons of legends past, Coles sits atop a hoarded pile of wealth that is so large it threatens to drown them but will not part with even a single coin to give to the workers responsible for its profits.

Comrades in the south, these locked out workers need your support and solidarity. Three months of lockout is three months with no work, three months with no wages, and three months of fighting on the picket line. The United Workers Union representing the workers has set up a fundraiser for the workers affected by this lockout, which you can find a link for below.
Smeaton Grange comrades, the best wishes of the DPRNQ and our glorious General Secretary Katter are with you! You are the proverbial knights who are going to slay the vile beast of Coles and deal a crushing blow to the supermarket duopoly that governs the hellscape of the southern provinces!

https://chuffed.org/project/support-locked-out-coles-workers

*apologies comrades, technical issues on the last post*

Workers at Coles Smeaton Grange are on strike for a fair future after Coles announced they are closing their site and replacing it with an automated warehouse. After workers decided to do a 24 hour strike, Coles has taken the heartless decision to lock them out for three months over Christmas!

19/11/2020

FASCIST RAID REVEALS BRUTALITY OF SOUTHERN REGIME

Comrades, yesterday on the 18th of November the jackbooted thugs (the so-called Australian Federal Police) of the southern regime raided the Sydney offices of the Construction, Forestry, Maritime, Mining and Energy Union (CFMMEU) as well as the homes of union officials, with these raids following previous raids in Brisbane and Canberra. The claim to be looking for evidence of crimes but any clear-thinking individual can recognise these raids for what they are: a political witch-hunt orchestrated by the Liberal party to crack down on opposition to their right-wing government, and scenes like this would not be out of place in Hitler’s Germany or Pinochet’s Chile. The crime committed by the union in the eyes of the government that justifies this treatment? The union dares to fight for its members and their interests. The fact that the AFP even has a trade union taskforce should tell every Australian that the Liberal Party considers trade unions inherently criminal because they commit the ‘crime’ of standing in the way of unrestricted profits.

As a life-long member of the mining division of the CFMMEU, General-Secretary Katter knows both the intense hatred the capitalist state has for unions and the endless persecution that is heaped upon the union movement. Worker’s unions are essential for true worker’s democracy, both under capitalism as the main body representing workers in their struggle, and under socialism as instruments of worker’s democracy and economic organisation. The KAP and the DPRNQ will always fight relentlessly for an overwhelmingly powerful trade union movement and ruthlessly come down upon those who would even think about suppressing these organisations of the working class. In the words of the immortal leader “If there is the slightest hint of union bashing, all bets are off”.

The KAP sends its sympathies to the CFMMEU and expresses its indignant rage at the southern regime for this barbaric act. The capitalists will pay for every transgression tenfold once the southern provinces are liberated!

Pictured: General-Secretary Katter's reaction to the news of the raid

01/11/2020

GREETINGS COMRADES!

It has come to the attention of the KAP that a so-called ‘election’ has occurred in the breakaway southern provinces. While this election and the southern government are illegitimate due to their lack of a popular mandate derived from the strength of the people, there is some moderate benefit in elaborating on the situation further.

Writing in 1913 the great comrade Lenin accurately summarised the position of Australia’s political parties: “The Australian Labour Party does not even call itself a socialist party. Actually it is a liberal-bourgeois party, while the so-called Liberals in Australia are really Conservatives.”. Even now 107 years later, this holds true for the barren lands outside of the DPRNQ and signifies the genius of Lenin. So, while an ALP victory is more preferable to a LNP one, it is really just another turn in the merry-go-round of bourgeois politics that changes little.

Still, it is difficult not to be entertained by the continued woes of LNP and the collapsed vote share of the vile reactionaries in One Nation, and in this instance gloating about the losses of these right-wing failures constitutes an upmost revolutionary act. The fact that Frecklington cannot even leave the stage gracefully and will instead stay as a bloated co**se until her party knifes her is humour of the highest order and a sign of the delusion permeating the Liberal National Party.

Also, of note is the additional seat won by The Greens, taking a seat off Labor in South Brisbane. While not enough to change the results, it is a significant change and a sign of growing support for bourgeois social democracy, a place where the Greens have started to try and fill the void left by the shift of Labor. Still, the party is still a hopeless contradiction of soft social-democrats and tree tories that has been hovering at its current level of success for years and the seat of South Brisbane does little to fix this. Even with this additional greens seat, the workers of Queensland are left wanting for the true representation and compassion that only the KAP can provide. They will instead have to make do with milquetoast greens until DPRNQ tanks liberate them from the bourgeois system that plagues their lives.

Ultimately our hearts bleed for the southern workers, who are cruelly taunted with the sham democracy of capitalism, and we invite all to experience genuine democracy in the DPRNQ. Once you experience the warm sun, good beer, and workers emancipation of the north, you will never want to leave!
Farwell comrades, we hope to see you on our shores soon!

*CLASSIFIED*
KAP infiltration of the southern electoral system continues at a moderate pace, with no major gains made in this election, but we have held onto the three seats controlled by our front party. More effort must go into pushing our reach further south and if the current stagnation continues, we must re-assess our policy and operations in the south. Please see addendum F307.8 for predictions on how the situation in Queensland will develop.

11/10/2020

While the impostor accounts that the southern regime uses to pose as the great Katter Australia Party are usually tightly controlled, it would appear our revolutionary fervor is so great that even the social media interns down south are swayed by the light of the true Katter!

This subtle display of the true Katter by this page is truly a great sign and should herald a great rousing of consciousness in the southern workers!

Due for release early 2021.

Bob Katter

15/09/2020

“Let tyrants tremble before men who are capable of dying for their ideals, after 60 days on hunger strike!" - Bob Katter

Most revolutionary greetings comrades!

The great comrade Mao Zedong once remarked that for the youth:
“The world is yours, as well as ours, but in the last analysis, it is yours. You young people, full of vigor and vitality, are in the bloom of life, like the sun at eight or nine in the morning. Our hope is placed on you. The world belongs to you. China's future belongs to you.”

It is because of analysis and sentiments like this that the KAP and comrade Katter himself are overjoyed by the resurgence of strong support for Irish Republicanism among the youth of the world. While it will always be the right and responsibility of the Irish workers and their organisations to determine how their struggle is carried out, the renewed interest and appreciation of the brave Irish freedom fighters of decades past and the ensuing vigour in the fight for a 32 county socialist republic brings a warm glow to comrade Katter’s old (but perfectly healthy) heart, unlike the skepticism and fear it strikes into the heart of the bourgeoisie so visible in this article.

https://www.irishcentral.com/news/tik-tok-teens-glorifying-provisional-ira?fbclid=IwAR33DUp8b_n3k_1gEWbE4V4euOp-CjgfaMZTis9lfKbaMLgWEHefc-xa4cA

While the capitalist media and the spin doctors in Sydney will always try to distort or hide comrade Katter’s achievements, the workers of the world should know that the General Secretary has been a long time and strident supporter of the Irish struggle against British imperialism in both words and deeds. While the enslaved workers in Australia may be made blind to this fact, the workers of Ireland are eternally grateful for comrade Katter’s support as can be seen below.
As any good Marxist can recognise, this uptick in interest and support is a precursor and indicator of widespread support for national liberation struggles, principled anti-imperialism, and a burning intense class consciousness amongst the youth of the world!

Just as surely as our Irish brothers and sisters will reclaim their stolen six counties, our own people will throw off the shackles of American imperialism and reclaim the whole of our country under the legitimate government!

31/08/2020

GREETINGS COMRADES!

It has come to the attention of the DPRNQ that a new instalment of the decadent propaganda series masquerading as video games know as ‘Call of Duty’ has been announced. While previous instalments were always thinly veiled propaganda pieces geared towards recruiting energy drink-fueled teens into imperialist militaries and creating work for the drywall industry, featuring ludicrous portrayals of stereotypical Russian villains and the deliberate smearing of real world history, this current instalment has crossed the Rubicon by directly connecting the game to the real life traitor and right-wing lunatic Yuri Bezmenov via the inclusion of his manic ravings on the ‘subversion of the west’ by omnipresent and omnipotent enemy agents. This delusional theory essentially removes the agency of all social movements and protests that occur in the West by placing them in the context of grand Russian plan to destroy liberal democracy, and thus all social movements that oppose the status quo are labelled as inherently foreign and its supporters branded as traitors. While this would be reprehensible at any time, the release of such a product during the current period of protest and upheaval in the US is perhaps the least subtle and blunt use of a propaganda tool since the publication of 'Tintin in the Land of the Soviets'.

In order to counter such blatant propaganda designed to maintain the imperialist world order, the KAP has no option but to beat the bourgeoisie at their own game! For the past few months the best designers and programmers in the highly developed DPRNQ software industry have been hard at work developing their own first-person shooter that puts forth the values of revolution, socialist patriotism, and mateship!
The game is set in 2010 during the chaotic days after the assassination of Kevin Rudd and follows the initial uprising in Far North Queensland that established the DPRNQ, with the player taking the role of an unnamed soldier who is a fresh recruit to the 1st Red Banner Army under General Katter. It includes such features as:

- Fight to establish the DPRNQ against both the oppressive forces of the Canberra regime and reactionary fascists behind the lines!
- Uncover a dark American conspiracy to enslave the people of Australia
- Original dialogue recorded by the great leader himself
- Over 150 weapons including Australian classics like the Owen Gun
- Local split screen and online multiplayer complete with 20 maps, 5 gamemodes, 100 ranks, and deadly killstreaks like the ###X barrage and ride-able battle-crocs

Available in November 2020 for the Red Star operating system, Xbox, and the KatterStation (known as PlayStation outside the DPRNQ)

Subsidised copies will be available for all DPRNQ citizens upon release, while loyal comrades outside our borders may personally write to Comrade Katter to request a copy.
Comrades, you are all heavily encouraged to obtain a copy on release. Not only will the game go a great distance to counter the American propaganda in ‘Call of Duty: Black Ops Cold War’, it will help spread the value of revolution to the world’s teenagers and support the technology industry of the DPRNQ!

04/08/2020

ATTENTION COMRADES!

As you are surely cognizant of, Comrade General Secretary Bob Katter is a man filled and guided by an intense, passionate hatred of capitalism. As you surely know, the existence of an all pervasive and insidious SUPERMARKET DUOPOLY ranks amongst the most despicable and evil aspects of the corrupt capitalist system that governs the southern provinces. The southern worker has a choice between the reactionary bastions of Coles and Woolworths that is in reality no choice at all. The seeming difference between the smug Jamie Oliver and the soulless Curtis Stone masks a well-oiled machine where these two wicked corporations control almost all grocery products that southerners consume.

The creeping tendrils of this duopoly has made a sharp escalation recently with the actions taken by Woolworths against the noble workers at their Wyong distribution centre. These corrupt grocery barons have responded to the workers demands by locking out the workers indefinitely in a cowardly attempt to beat them into submission. The ‘crimes’ of these workers are in reality fundamental rights that they should be entitled to! The workers have demanded that they be paid the same rates as fellow distribution workers in Sydney and that their precarious casual jobs be converted into secure work, an even more important demand in these uncertain times.

Of course, the workers in Wyong are made of tougher stuff than Woolies and are supported by both their local community and the United Workers Union, ready to carry on the fight to their inevitable victory!

This incident is but another battle in the larger class struggle and comrade Katter along with all citizens of the DPRNQ stand side by side with the Wyong workers in their struggle! The KAP encourages all members and patriotic workers to support the workers by donating to their strike fund or emailing the corrupt CEO of Woolworths Brad Banducci to express your righteous fury!

We salute you Wyong Woolies workers and we stand beside you in your struggle!

http://www.unitedworkers.org.au/woolies-wyong-strike/?fbclid=IwAR3APt4kntJOrIP34tPvK8pqOuUo0uWJ7Hg9mbujkB_LUW4mKtIryqX4cWg

https://www.gofundme.com/f/wyong-strike-fund

Today the workers from Wyong Woolworths DC strike convoyed from Wyong to the Woolies HQ in Sydney to show the company they aren't giving up. Workers have been been locked out just for fighting for equal wages and secure work. Some workers at Woolworths have been waiting 6 years to be made permanent!

Have you sent Woolies CEO Brad Banducci an email yet? More than 1500 others have!
Send your email by following this link: www.unitedworkers.org.au/woolies-wyong-strike/

15/07/2020

GREETINGS COMRADES!

We must offer the most heartfelt apologies and sorrow for our prolonged absence which has undoubtedly impacted all your lives, stripping you of purpose and making your days long and hollow.
However, comrades our absence has not been without good reason. All KAP cadres have been sent to the front-lines of the fight against the southern pretenders in order to bolster our defences and to prepare for a sweeping offensive to drive the fascists to the gates of Coolangatta!

Comrade Katter himself has been on the front-lines, commanding our great armies, drafting plans, and inspiring the troops. Comrade Katter’s time on the field of battle and his astute analysis of the conditions presenting themselves have led him to synthesize his ideas into a new concept:

PROTRACTED BATTLER'S WAR

Comrade Katter is planning to publish the full extent of his ideas very soon, but the concept is revolutionary in its simplicity and relevance to the average worker. By taking the fight to the capitalists and providing the basic needs of the people like ###X beer and crocodile leather, the loyalty and militancy of the core revolutionary groups (truck drivers, miners, and stockmen) can be cultivated and assured. This then enhances the ability of the People’s Army to take the fight to the capitalist and assure final victory.

Already KAP cadres and DPRNQ Army officers across Queensland are devouring this new theory which is a worthy addition to Marxism-Leninism-Maoism-Katterism. With this theory in one hand and a Kalashnikov in the other, the victory of the DPRNQ and the emancipation of Australian workers is inevitable!

Apologies again comrades for our absence, but KAP communiques should resume from this point onward.

12/05/2020

COMRADES A TRULY AUSPICIOUS MILESTONE HAS BEEN REACHED!

Comrade Secretary Katter has noticed that 2000 southerners have subscribed to KAP communiques on the capitalist platform Facebook. Not only is this proof of our skillful infiltration of capitalist media platforms, it means 2000 supporters in the south. 2000 fifth-columnists against the southern fascist regime, 2000 KAP members in waiting and ultimately 2000 troops ready to rise up at a moments notice!

Stand ready loyal soldiers, soon arms will begin flowing south in preparation for glorious liberation. Additionally, keep an eye on your mailboxes for KAP party cards (your addresses have been diligently collected by the Ministry of State Security).

Until next time comrades, your support is much appreciated! Here's to 5000 supporters!

(Pictured: DPRNQ units on parade before assembling for the offensive)