CFA Glenaroua

CFA Glenaroua Community safety and fire protection information from the CFA Glenaroua Fire Brigade.

16/08/2026

🔥📣Glenaroua Fire Brigade preseason meeting, Sunday 20th September 10am.🔥

🔥Glenaroua CFA is looking for volunteers to train as fire-fighters for the coming season.If you would like to help prote...
28/07/2026

🔥Glenaroua CFA is looking for volunteers to train as fire-fighters for the coming season.

If you would like to help protect our community, please contact our Captain, Damian Laffan.
Ph: 0438452645 🔥🚒

03/02/2026

MICHAEL’S MASTERCLASS: HAYSTACKS AREN'T COMPOST HEAPS, MATE 🐏🌭

I walked into the shed this morning and found Steve poking a smoking hay bale with a meat thermometer he stole from the kitchen. He reckons he’s making "slow-cooked brisket." I reckon he’s about five minutes away from turning this farm into a charcoal pit.

Look, I know we’re all rushing to beat the rain, but if you’re baling green, you’re just wrapping up a ticking time bomb.

Here’s the drill, Steve. Put the thermometer back in the roast and listen up:

🔥 Why is it hot? It’s not magic. It’s biology. If you bale it too green or damp, the bacteria have a party inside the bale. They eat, they breed, and they generate heat. It’s basically a giant compost pile that wants to kill you.

👃 ** The Sniff Test (and other signs)** If your shed smells like pipe to***co, caramel, or burnt toast—that’s not a quirky candle scent. That’s your hay cooking. Also, look for steam rising, mould on the bales, or the stack slumping like Steve after a big lunch.

🚜 Stop the "Boom"

Cure it properly: Dead and dry before you bale. If the stems are still juicy, don't bale it.

Spread the risk: Don't stack everything in one shed. If one goes up, you don't want to lose the lot.

Keep it dry: If the roof leaks, fix it. Wet hay = hot hay.

🌡️ The Crowbar Rule Shove a crowbar in the stack for two hours.

Warm? Check it daily.

Hot to touch? You’ve got a problem. Pull it apart to cool it down (carefully).

Too hot to hold (>70°C)? DO NOT PULL IT APART. You’ll let oxygen in and whoosh—fireball. Call 000 immediately.

Steve’s currently banned from the shed until he learns that "spontaneous combustion" isn't a band name.

TheBarn

26/01/2026

A Total Fire Ban has been declared for the whole State of Victoria on Tuesday 27 January 2026.

No fires can be lit, or be allowed to remain alight, in the open air from 12:01 AM until 11:59 PM. More information: www.cfa.vic.gov.au/firebans

Happy Australia Day everyone! 🇦🇺 🇦🇺🇦🇺Hope you had a great day and you are prepared for the extreme heat tomorrow. 🥵
26/01/2026

Happy Australia Day everyone! 🇦🇺 🇦🇺🇦🇺
Hope you had a great day and you are prepared for the extreme heat tomorrow. 🥵

🌡️ IT’S A SCORCHER, SOUTH WEST!
Tomorrow is looking like a total furnace. We’re talking 40°C+, the kind of heat that makes the bitumen feel like Blu-Tack and has every fly in the district trying to move into your nostrils. 🪰🔥

THE TALE OF TWO TEMPERAMENTS 🍌🌭
Mandy the Drama Banana 🍌 is actually—dare we say it—being the MVP today. She’s swapped the hysteria for high-level logistics. She’s currently vibrating at a frequency only dogs can hear while she triple-checks her Emergency Kit. She’s got the medications, the important docs on a USB, and enough bottled water to float a battleship. Most importantly? She’s glued to the VicEmergency App like it’s the final episode of a reality dating show.

HOWEVER...
Then we have Steve the Silly Sausage 🌭. Steve is currently floating in a Kmart blow-up pool, wearing nothing but inflatable arm-floaties and a faded Australia Day hat from 2012. He thinks because he’s in a foot of lukewarm water, he’s "fireproof." He’s completely ignoring the fact that there are active fires burning in the Otwaysright now.

Steve thinks his Mitsubishi Triton (you know, the one that looks like a depressed catfish 🐟) is his "get out of jail free" card. Steve, mate, that tray is so long it defies physics, but it won't help you if the roads are cut off by smoke and fallen trees.

DON'T BE A STEVE. BE A PREPARED MANDY. 💅
When the mercury hits 40, "waiting to see smoke" is a recipe for a disaster. Here is what you actually need to do:

• SET YOUR TRIGGER: Decide now what is your signal to leave if you haven’t already left. On a 40-degree day, leaving early is the only way to guarantee your skin stays attached to your person.

• WATCH ZONES ARE LIFE: Don't rely on Steve’s "vibes." Set up a Watch Zone on the VicEmergency App for your home and where you’re headed.

• PACK THE GO-BAG: If you’re scrambling for your passport while the sky is turning orange, you’ve already failed. Have your kit by the door.

HOW TO STAY INFORMED: 📱 VicEmergency App (Set those Watch Zones!) 📻 ABC Local Radio 🌐Vic Emergency Website. Don't forget to Include a battery operated radio!

The Intern 🧑‍💻 was supposed to post a serious weather map, but he got distracted trying to teach Wockadoo the Walrushow to use a misting fan. So, you get this instead.
Tag a "Steve" who needs to get out of the pool and check his fire plan! 👇

🔥Have you got your fire emergency evacuation kit ready?  🎒 ✅️As part of your bushfire plan, put together an emergency ki...
26/01/2026

🔥Have you got your fire emergency evacuation kit ready? 🎒 ✅️

As part of your bushfire plan, put together an emergency kit that contains:

Overnight bag with change of clothes and toiletries
Medicines and first aid kit
Important information, such as passport, will, photos, jewellery.
Mobile phone and charger.
Adequate amount of water.
Wool blankets.
Food, water, bowls, leashes and crates for your pets.
Contact information for your doctor, council, insurance and power company.
Additional masks.
Hand sanitiser.
Antibacterial wipes.

Store your kit in an easy-to-access location.

Before the fire season
Practise how to pack the car.
Make sure it is quick and easy to pack and everything fits. Remember to leave space for your pets.

Keep important items and information in a safe place
Consider moving your irreplaceable family keepsakes and valuables out of the area during summer. Scan important information and photos and store them on a USB flash drive or an external hard drive.

Leave early
25/01/2026

Leave early

🏃💨 Did You Know ... The Physics of Velocity: Why YOU Cannot Outrun the Monster? 🏃💨

We’ve talked about the Column of Kaos, the physics of Radiant Heat, Crown Fires, Wind Change, the science behind FDRs, the gruesome reality of ways you'll likely die and lots more. We have laid the cards on the table as honestly as we can.

But there is another factor that catches people out every single time there is a large fire in bad conditions. It is the one thing you cannot outdrive, outplan, or negotiate with once it is on your doorstep: Velocity.

When we say a fire is "fast-moving," people imagine a brisk jog. Wrong. The reality is a wall of flame closing the gap faster than you can think, panic, or find your car keys.

In District 12 and across Victoria, we see fires move so fast that the time between "I think I see smoke" and "My house is on fire" can be measured in minutes. History tragically, time and time again, proves this. If you are waiting for a firetruck, a warning message (see our "The Deadly Delay" post for more on this), or a police officer to knock on your door, you have likely already run out of time. On extreme or catastrophic days, waiting and seeing can be deadly.

📉 A TALE OF TWO FIRES: THE DIFFERENCE IN GEARS

To understand speed, look at the two different beasts we faced earlier last year: The Little Desert and the Grampians.

1. The Sprinter (Grass & Scrub) In the Little Desert, the fire started in "Top Gear." There was no warm-up. Because the fuel is light (scrub and heath), it ignites and sprints across the landscape instantly. With the wind behind it, it can move at terrifying speeds.

THE SLAP-IN-THE-FACE FACT: The Little Desert fire exploded to tens of thousands of hectares in a single day. It burned over 95,000 hectares in total, doing the vast majority of that damage in the first massive run. To put that speed in perspective: The Grampians campaign fire took around 4 weeks to burn ~76,000 hectares. The Little Desert fire eclipsed that size in days.

▫️ On an Extreme or Catastrophic day, a grass/scrub fire is a flat-out sprint from second one.
▫️ It can consume an area the size of Melbourne in a single afternoon. It tears across kilometres of country while we are still putting our boots on.
▫️ It can outrun fire trucks across open ground before we can even unfold a map.

2. The Heavyweight (The Forest) Forest fires are often the "Sleepy Giants." You might watch one for days, thinking it’s slow and manageable. Do not be fooled.

▫️ The moment we have a bad weather day, the wind changes or humidity drops, the Giant can wake up. It can hit its "Power Band" and the monster is awakened.

We saw this in District 12 on Black Saturday. Whether it is a slow-moving fire waking up or a new ignition on a catastrophic day, the result is the same. At that point, the speed doesn't just increase—it defies logic. The fire goes vertical, becoming a Crown Fire (as we explained in our previous post), racing through the treetops at speeds that make surface firefighting impossible. It then builds into the Column of Kaos, throwing embers up to 30km away, starting new fires and trapping people.

This is when fire "leaps from mountain top to mountain top." The fire teleports across the landscape.

⚠️ HISTORY WARNS US. WE MUST LISTEN.

The 2024 Pomonal fires proved this again. On a Catastrophic day, the fire didn't give people hours to pack. It transitioned from "smoke in the trees" to "homes burning" in the blink of an eye. 45 homes lost. A community devastated. It wasn't just a fire; it was an unstoppable force of nature, a detonation of energy across the landscape that no amount of water could stop. It was a high-velocity firestorm.

🏎️ SPEED KILLS: THE HISTORICAL RECEIPTS

You think you can drive away? Physics and history disagree.

▫️ Lara 1969 (The Highway Trap): A grassfire moved so fast across the paddocks it trapped motorists on the Princes Highway. 17 people died in their cars or on the asphalt. They weren't in the deep bush; they were on a freeway and couldn't outpace the flames.
▫️ Black Friday 1939: The Royal Commission notably recorded that on this day, fires moved with such intensity they were jumping entire mountain ranges in minutes. 71 lives were lost.
▫️ Ash Wednesday 1983: In mere moments, a wind change turned a long flank into a massive 40km wide front, sweeping across the landscape faster than cars could navigate the smoke-blinded roads. 75 people died across Victoria and South Australia.
▫️ Black Saturday 2009: These weren't just fires; they were atmospheric events. In the forest, the fire was covering the length of a football field every few seconds. 173 people sadly lost their lives, 160 of those lives were lost in what is now CFA District 12's response area.

🤝 THE HARSH TRUTH

If you live near open paddocks, scrub, or forest, you are essentially living next to a high-speed fuse. The "Wait and See" approach is a trap; a fire 5km away gives you minutes, not hours, before your escape is cut off. Panic sets in. Roads become death traps—blocked by fallen trees and powerlines, blinded by smoke, and jammed with accidents, trapping you in total darkness while the world melts around you.

And remember: on these history-defining days, crews are forced into "Defensive Mode." As we explained in our "We will never have enough trucks" post, don't expect a firetruck on your doorstep. If you are in the path of the monster, it is very likely that no one is coming to save you.

You will likely die.

🛑 YOUR MOVE

This is why the Fire Danger Rating, planning and Leaving Early matters. As we again explained in our other post, when the FDR arrow hits Extreme or Catastrophic, it’s not just telling you it's a hot day—it’s telling you that if a fire starts, the conditions, fire behaviour and the Rate of Spread will be lethal. Fires once they take hold are likely unstoppable.

Do not measure your safety in kilometres. Measure it in minutes.

Check the FDR. Trust the rating. If it says Extreme or Catastrophic, do not wait for the wind to pick up or the smoke to appear. Don't gamble with your life.

Leave Early.

And don't die. Please?

Going camping? ⛺️ Consider the conditions and the fire danger rating.
24/01/2026

Going camping? ⛺️
Consider the conditions and the fire danger rating.

🔥 Did You Know … Why Camping on Extreme or Catastrophic Days Is a Roll of the Dice With Your Life? 🔥

Another hard truth, this is one that every summer camper needs to hear — even if it stings.

Let’s talk about something we see every single year: people heading off camping when Extreme or Catastrophic fire danger days are forecast… oblivious to the danger and just assuming they’ll somehow “be fine.”

Spoiler: You won’t be fine if a fire starts. And on days like these, it takes just one spark for everything to change. Fast. Really fast. Remember Mallacoota in 2019, hundreds and then eventually thousands of campers, trapped, huddled on the foreshore, terrified...

🌡️ THE REALITY: EXTREME & CATASTROPHIC CONDITIONS:
Please go back and read some of our other in-depth posts on the realities of fire on days like this.

These aren’t just "hot days." These are the days where:
🌬️ Winds roar and change direction suddenly.
🌾 Fuels are tinder-dry and ready to explode.
🔥 Fire behaviour becomes violent, erratic, and uncontrollable.
🛑 Once a fire takes hold, no amount of trucks or aircraft can stop it.

If a fire starts and takes hold, lives are likely to be lost. These are the hot and windy days that often get written about in the history books for tragic reasons.

And you’re out there with:
⛺ A nylon tent or caravan.
🚙 A car.
🛣️ Likely only one narrow dirt track in and out.
🚫 Zero protection from radiant heat.

We’ve said this in a couple of posts lately but... Yeah. Nah.

🚗 THE “WE’LL JUST DRIVE OUT IF WE SEE SMOKE” FANTASY
This is the single most dangerous lie campers tell themselves.

Here is the brutal reality of a forest fire on a bad day:
🌫️ Roads choke with thick, blinding smoke. Visibility drops to zero.
🌲 Trees or powerlines fall across the only track out.
🚙 Panic and accidents happen as everyone tries to leave at once.
⏩ Fire moves faster than you can drive on a winding bush track—and faster than you can drive on a highway in limited visibility.
🔥 Embers start new spot fires up to 30km from the main front, blocking escape routes in seconds.

You are one wind change, one fallen tree, or one blocked road away from being trapped in a firestorm.

And trust us — a tent, a caravan, or a car offers almost zero survival chance against a large fire front.

Please read our post from the other day where we went into detail about why a car is not the place you want to be, along with tips that may slightly improve your chance of survival if you are trapped in one.

🌲 THE TRAP
Camping in the bush on a Extreme or Catastrophic day isn’t “adventurous” — it’s a trap.

You are signing up for:
🏠 No safe shelter.
🛡️ No defensible space.
⛔️ No way to defend yourself.
🚒 No help coming — because on these days, it is often too dangerous for us to enter the forest to get you.
☠️ Likely a terrifying, agonising, lonely death.

🛑 THE CALL TO ACTION
If you love camping, do this one thing: Check the Fire Danger Rating before you leave.

If it is Extreme or Catastrophic:

❌ DO. NOT. GO.

If you are already there, check Fire Danger Ratings daily. If the rating jumps:

✅ PACK UP. LEAVE.

Go back home. Go to a large town. Go to a built-up area. Your weekend trip to the bush in these conditions is not worth your life.

These are not just hot days—these are the days that can quickly become deadly.

❤️ THE FINAL WORD
We don’t post this to scare you for the sake of it. We post this information because this is the reality of where we live. We post it because we know what happens when people ignore this advice.

We have seen what is left of a campsite after a fire. We have seen the burnt-out cars on the tracks they couldn’t escape.

We don’t want to see yours.

If this post does however scare you into staying home on a dangerous day — good.

That fear might just save your life.

Make sure you have a fire plan for your pets. 🐕🐈🐴🐂
23/01/2026

Make sure you have a fire plan for your pets. 🐕🐈🐴🐂

Mandy is hyperventilating again. 🌬️ Mandy has two cats, a nervous kelpie, a budgie named "Captain Feathersword," and a pony. Mandy has waited until the smoke is on the horizon to find the cat carrier. Now the cat is clinging to the curtains, the dog is barking at a tree, and Mandy is officially a DRAMA BANANA. 🍌🐈

DON'T BE A MANDY. Your pets can smell your panic. If you freak out, they freak out. Then nobody is getting in the car.

We know it's hard. The South West Region Social Media Team has to plan for Pockadoo, our Pet office Walrus. 🦦 Do you know how hard it is to fit a Walrus in a Mazda BT-50? Do you know how much moisturiser he needs in this dry South West Vic Weather? If we can have a plan for Pockadoo, you can have a plan for your menagerie.

THE PET SURVIVAL GUIDE (Because animals can't read maps):

1. The "Pack" (Not just for Dogs): 🐕 Pack a "Go Bag" for them. Food, water, bowls, meds, and a wool blanket. (Yes, Mandy, you need a bag for the cat. No, you cannot just "hold him").

2. The "Unique" Pets (Birds & Pocket Pets): 🦜 Don't forget the little guys. Covers for cages or containers (wet wool or cotton, NO synthetics—we don't want melted polyester on Polly). Get them out early. Birds die from smoke stress faster than Mandy faints from drama.

3. The "Heavy Lifters" (Horses & Livestock): 🐎 You cannot put a horse in the boot of a Corolla. They need a "Safe Paddock" (eaten out, slashed, minimal vegetation) or plan early. Remove rugs (synthetic rugs melt). Open internal gates so they can move, but shut them off from the road.

4. The Golden Rule: LEAVE EARLY. Loading a calm horse takes 5 minutes. Loading a panicked horse while a siren wails takes... well, you aren't loading that horse.

Mandy is currently chasing her cat around the lounge room with a pillowcase. Don't be Mandy. Sort your creatures out NOW.

Tag a Drama Banana who treats their dog better than their partner (but still has no plan). 👇 Or just pick out a Rando Mandy that needs a gentle reminder.

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1305 Broadford-Glenaroua Road
Glenaroua, VIC
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