The Burrow

28/02/2021

Going to see a man about a dog. Be back soon. Behave.

18/02/2021

Sometimes it can feel like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders, but you should never judge someone until you've walked a mile in their velcro joggers, with a queen-sized mattress on your back. Never take no for an answer, even if it only costs ten dollars for delivery.

- Windale Proverb

06/02/2021

BREAKING NEWS: It has now been 4 weeks since the wombat has emerged from his burrow. Some are beginning to wonder if this only happens once a year, just like groundhog day. Perhaps January the 27th might become "Wombat day"...
https://howlongagogo.com/date/2021/january/9?fbclid=IwAR3Qi2ECdqd6sdmPGgEkdzV3I9nSYK0V7UR6fQmvQ8xdj4jN4ZbQTYM0VKE

Find out exactly how many days, hours, minutes & seconds since 9 January 2021 or any other date in history! What happened on January 9th 2021?

30/01/2021

The Burrow is proud to announce our latest venture: "Bumpers Bar and Casino".

Bumpers Bar and Casino is your one stop shop for all your smoking, drinking and gambling needs. We have something for the whole family, from our happy hour that goes for 6 weeks, to our pay-as-you-go cigarette subscriptions. Who could forget our world class casino, where you use casino chips to pay for favours or for any of our other services such as alcohol, to***co and "after hours favours" to name a few...

Whether you want to green out, pass out, make your kids miss out or just hang out, we have all of your needs covered here at Bumpers Bar and Casino.

29/01/2021

BREAKING NEWS: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/jan/29/box-seat-scientists-solve-the-mystery-of-why-wombats-have-cube-shaped-poo

Reports say that next scientist will now concentrate on trying to

- locate where exactly wombat went to "see a man about a dog",
- where "the mountain is"
- What the real name of "horse" is

And many more untold mysteries...

Unique physiology allows the Australian marsupial to produce square-shaped faeces that may aid communication

25/01/2021

NEW RELEASE. COMING SOON. WATCH YOUR FEET BOYS.

25/01/2021

Not long now until the big day...

Countdown to Feb 19, 2021 10:00 am. Showing days, hours, minutes and seconds ticking down to 0

24/01/2021

Some things never change...

Find out exactly how many days, hours, minutes & seconds since 9 January 2021 or any other date in history! What happened on January 9th 2021?

22/01/2021

With the weather heating up and as part of our Australia day activities we have installed our indoor pool feel free to enjoy for when the heat knocks you over

21/01/2021

The clock has restarted.

Find out exactly how many days, hours, minutes & seconds to go 9 January 2021 or any other date in history! What happened on January 9th 2021?

15/01/2021

There's a ###X gold at the end of every rainbow...