07/31/2026
π¨ **BREAKING NEWS!** π¨
Contrary to popular belief...we **do** occasionally leave the office. π±βοΈ
After surviving countless deadlines, impossible timelines, ringing phones, mountains of paperwork, and approximately 7,492 "just a quick question..." calls... π
ποΈ Bent Law Legal Services is taking a collective week off!**
Why? Because our brains have officially filed for vacation. π§ βοΈ
We're off to:
π΄ Catch up on sleep.
β Drink coffee that's actually hot.
πΏ Locate our missing sanity.
π Recharge our batteries.
π Remember what it's like to finish a meal without answering the phone.
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The office will reopen on August 10th.
βοΈ Calls and voicemails will be returned once we've remembered our passwords and how to be responsible adults again. π
π§ Emails will be checked intermittently while we're away, but not consistently during this time.
π¨ If you have a REAL emergency (and we mean real - not "my neighbour looked at me funny" π€¨π), please put **EMERGENCY** in the subject line so we know it's urgent.
π Need to open a new file? Send us a summary at [email protected] and we'll happily get back to you after we've successfully reintroduced ourselves to relaxation, or whenever the boss is feeling the email bug at weird hours.
Thank you for your patience and understanding while we take a much-needed break to recharge. β€οΈ
We'll be back August 10th, caffeinated, refreshed, slightly tanned (hopefully π), and ready to jump back into fighting for our clients.
Until then...
βοΈ Please don't commit any crimes, annoy your neighbours, or get yourselves into too much legal trouble while we're gone. We'd really appreciate it. Wait until we are back! π
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**The Bent Law Legal Services Team**