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Evolved Ministries Evolved Men as Trees is the evangelical arm of The First Hood of The Evolved Christ

Hi everybody. Hope your Holidays were as fun as mine. This is gonna be a great year. At least 4 some of us. But I know 1...
01/04/2023

Hi everybody. Hope your Holidays were as fun as mine. This is gonna be a great year. At least 4 some of us. But I know 1 guy anyway that literally has 2. Don't worry collaborateurs U guys were not my target & have already been deleated & blocked. Have a great year people. Life us what we make of it. Not what people try 2 make us out 2 be. Peace.

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10/08/2022

It's Hi or How. If U may prefer the Hollywood Native sounding Greeting. Which I'm almost certain wasn't a greeting but a question. How'd U guys get all the land for yourselves. Know 1 can possess the land. The land posseses us.

2 begin with it'll be an online church with outside events like Saturday Worship in the park.  & HouseMeetings 4 those w...
08/20/2022

2 begin with it'll be an online church with outside events like Saturday Worship in the park. & HouseMeetings 4 those who are intertested in studing The Lost Books of The Bible & The Forgotten Books of Eden. But themeeting & the Worship arenot the mission. The mission is 2 help the Homeless Fetifications as they continue 2 struggle with adiction & acidental overdose's a whole lot of theft & a bunch of friends they can neither trust or count on.

04/27/2022

Good Day 2 all of U F**k Faces & Mother F**kers & well cm 2 another edition of Angry does even more fu**ed up s**t then He did last time. This time I dressed myself up as a Troll & lived under the stairs of Brantford's own 2 towers that still stands across from the student housing that is right across from Sally's Army of nights of living almost dead Homeless boys on 187 Dalhousie Street.
At the time I crawled under those poured cement stairs I was only planning 2 stay 4 a couple of days. But then this as***le of a resident that lives in 1 of the 2 towers, I won't say which 1 it is, but it wasn't the 1 that's built along Darling Street. So he comes & kicks every 1 out at around 6:30 in the morning by banging & yelling at the sleeping people who covered the tiny square cement spaces that break up the five flights of steps that make up the only street access stairwell in the massive parking garage that lies under The Centennial Towers. Which of course brought out the F**k U portion of my personality & caused my Dander 2 rise up 2 the occassion & find out just how long I could live under the stairs that this dumb f**k used every single morning on his way 2 kick out homeless people.
The answer? 21 days. That's right my fellow know mad eons. I lived right under Mr self righteous Homeless be gone's nose 4 21 days. I now know his schedual. I now know exactly the route he takes every day 2 roust out my home less Brothers & Sisters on a daily basis. So if U are planning 2 use the stairwells in the Centennial Towers try not 2 be there between the hours of 6 am & 9 am. The rest of the time not 1 soul goes in 2 that particular stairwell. I think this is because those steps do not lead 2 either of the aparment buildings above.
So untill next time, Stay Safe & Stay Warm & if U just can't be good then please, get good at it.
I'm of 2 try & get in 2 a pretty's pants. Wish me luck.
The Ever Loving AngryChrist

04/18/2022

Drive Bi-Polar

This is the heart I broke
These are the tears I choke
Lost all the words I spoke
To a dream made out of smoke

And I can't explain
What I'm doing now
I'm a finishing stain
So I'll take a bow

I can't eclipse my own solar
I'm a drive bipolar
This is my world gone wrong
These are the broken songs

Pulling myself along
But my weakness is so strong
Out of a thousand pardons
There is not even one
That can explain to me
All the things I've done
I'm a low end high roller
I'm a drive bipolar
This is the life I have
These are the goods of bad
I go over the top a tad
Just to fall into endless sad
I'm over sensitive
To feeling nothing at all
How quickly my doors
Become cold brick walls
I'm a remote controller
I'm a drive bipolar

04/18/2022

It's been a while since I used this page. At the time I called it "The Overpass News" & it basically began as a personal protest against 'The Bridges' in Cambridge.
That all started when I decided 2 live under an actual bridge Just 2 see just how much worse it could possibly then the actual Shelter it's self. I spent just about a month under a little wooden bridge in Soper Park nearest 2 the corner of Dundas Street North & Shade Street. It proved 2 be so much better then staying at 'The Bridges'
Like most of the things I did in Cambridge the protest was mostly missed & this page was completely ignored when the idea 4 it was brought screaming in 2 the light of it's digital existence on Facebook. & while it was a tremendous amount of fun the point of what I was trying 2 make remained muddled even 2 myself. It was a continuation of a path that 4 me began in Sudbury where I lived in an abandoned parking garage in Sudbury 4 over 2 months as Twenty First Century left it's tween years & became a H***y Teenage Century. But that is a tale 4 another time that I may or may not get in 2 in the coming months. Fair your selves well my former Hopelessly Homeless Compadres & Surviving The Street by Choice Brothers & Sisters who have managed 2 survive our own personal chemical imbalances. Stay Warm & Stay Safe & Don't Do Anything I Wood Dew unless U plan on getting really damp. Cuz when U Dew the Do U're most likely 2 wake up a little wet every mourning. 1 2 many mourning's & wheel all be wearing Black.

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