The Huron County Society of Grade Skippers, Half Grade Skippers, and People Who Started Kindergarten Early
* The Pecking Order *
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9. There is no place for simple contractions in the H.C.S.G.S.H.G.S.P.W.S.K.E. Anybody who started taking Grade 9 courses early while they were still attending Grade 8. skipping 1/2 a grade)
6. Anybody who w
as enrolled in Kindergarten at the age of 4, or more recently Junior Kindergarten at the age of 3. You had nothing to do with this; the decision was made by your parents, who had you start school a year early because you were probably really annoying.
5. Anybody who procured a Grade 13 or OAC Diploma in 4 years anytime between 1975 and 2003. BFD; all the kids are doing it now.
4. Anybody who skipped a grade in a French Immersion school. Everyone knows you people only did half as much work as normal students so in reality you are no better than a lowly #7.
3. Anybody who skipped a grade in some backwoods hillbilly country school where for some unexplained reason it is so ridiculously easy to skip grades that even chicks do it. (example: those of you from Holmesville Public School; I mean seriously WTF) Your insolence is making the rest of us look bad.
2. Students who skipped Grade 2,3,4,5,6,7, and 8, in descending order. For example, a student who skipped Grade 4 is obviously superior to a student who skipped Grade 6.
1. Anyone who skipped the first grade. ( IRON CLAD; DOES NOT CONCUR ARGUMENT)
