Secret Jacuzzi Room at City Hall

05/16/2026

Attention members. Due to the sudden infilling of nearby Lake Timmycaca, our services are drastically reduced at this time. Please know our engineers are working around the clock to find an alternative water(?) supply with the same unexplainable properties.

In the meantime, members are encouraged to partake in a complimentary high-intensity macrodermabrasion treatment or volcanic sand bath in the Secret whirlpool bath Room Emergency Muster Area.

06/27/2024

https://www.vancouverisawesome.com/local-news/vancouver-mayor-ken-sim-turns-meeting-room-into-personal-gym-pete-fry-9141615

Coun. Pete Fry critical of mayor’s "mojo dojo casa," questions use of space.

04/03/2023

Nice to see one of our affiliates in the news!

A Toronto Police Service superintendent entered a lounge with a licensed fully-stocked bar in police headquarters about three hours before he crashed his service-issued SUV into another vehicle in Pickering, Ont., and was charged with impaired driving in January 2022, CBC News has learned.

03/31/2023

We're back, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

11/14/2022

End Of An Era.

https://www.jellybrothers.com/collections/featured-prints/products/secret-jacuzzi

10/25/2022

We are experiencing difficulties

Please stand by

10/24/2022

We are preparing for the worst.

01/07/2022

Nature Folk Wellness Studio plans to open a nordic spa, with plunge pools of hot and cold water, where the council chambers used to be in the former Dartmouth City Hall building on Alderney Drive.

03/13/2020

The Secret whirlpool bath Room at City Hall is now *closed* until further notice. Members seeking alternative rejuvenation during this crisis are encouraged to use the Secret Hydrotherapy Bath in the Council Chambers Battle Bridge. The password is 'Fidelio'.

11/28/2019

Despite what you may have read, it's not a Secret whirlpool bath Room.

It's a Delayed Information whirlpool bath Room.