10/12/2026
ADOPTED❤️❤️
PATSY’S ADOPTION FILES: Vladdy 🐰📱
Okay, everyone. It’s Patsy again. The humans have apparently left their phone unattended near me AGAIN. Honestly, at this point, I’m starting to think they want me to run this place.
Anyway, while conducting some very important snooping, I came across a certain kitten’s file.
His name is Vladdy. And I have QUESTIONS.
First of all, this gentleman is apparently only 16 weeks old.
Sixteen. Weeks. I beg your pardon?
Because when I look at his face, I see a distinguished older gentleman who probably has strong opinions about the economy and remembers when hay was cheaper. But no. He is, in fact, just a BABY.
Vladdy came to the shelter with his sibling, Bo, who has already found a forever home❤️. Vladdy had a bit of an extended stay with us while the humans waited for him to be big and strong enough for his neuter surgery, as he was cryptorchid.
And during his stay? Well, apparently, he’s been busy growing into quite the little character.
When he first arrived, Vladdy was a shy boy. But with time, his confidence has blossomed, and now he’s showing everyone his sweet, playful, outgoing personality.
He enjoys being around other kittens and cats, loves to play, and has become a wonderful little guy.
And then there’s his face. His sweet little face. His tiny underbite. His whole distinguished gentleman situation. Honestly, I respect it.
🐾 VLADDY’S ADOPTION FILE:
🐱 Age: 16 weeks (allegedly 76 years old based on facial expression)
💕 Personality: Sweet, playful and outgoing
🐈 Roommate preferences: Enjoys the company of other cats and kittens
🎩 Appearance: Retired professor trapped in a kitten’s body
🏡 Current status: Still looking for his forever home
The boy has charm. He has personality. He has a face that deserves its own portrait in a fancy gold frame.
I would like to formally recommend that someone come meet this tiny old man immediately. He may look like he’s about to tell you to get off his lawn, but I assure you, he’s just a 16-week-old kitten who deserves a family of his own. ❤️ Please consider adopting Vladdy. He’s ready for his next chapter, and I have other files to investigate.
Sincerely,
- Patsy 🐰
Acting Director of Adoptions
Currently conducting an unauthorized review of all available animals.
P.S. If anyone asks, I did not use the phone. I merely supervised it. 📱🐰
Vladdy
• Age: 16-weeks-old
• Gender: Male/Neutered
• Colour: Black
Adoption Fee: $150, tax included
How to adopt: If you think you could be a good fit for Vladdy, please complete an application: https://www.uxbridge.ca/public/download/files/310592. Applications should be emailed to [email protected] or come in to meet her, Monday–Friday 10am–5pm or Saturday 10am–3pm.