15/08/2026
40 years of fly-tipping in the Lagan and ten years of political silence. The second the cameras show up, Alliance and the UUP canât wait to talk.
Alliance holds 13 seats on Lisburn & Castlereagh Council, the second-largest bloc in the chamber. Cllr Nicola Parker isnât some backbencher who just noticed the car. Sheâs Vice-Chair of the councilâs own Environment and Sustainability Committee.
Thatâs not a coincidence, thatâs the job. And her own quote gives the game away: colleagues have âbeen working on this for 10 years.â Ten years of minutes, motions and meetings, and the car is still sitting there rotting.
UUPâs Robbie Butler has held elected office in Lagan Valley since 2014 and has chaired the Stormont committee that exists to scrutinise water quality and environmental enforcement for the whole of Northern Ireland since September 2024.
Thatâs not a junior brief, thatâs the post built for exactly this. Two years in that chair, and all heâs found is a microphone.
Green Party Cllr Anthony Flynn, who first raised this issue, said: âWeâve been told for weeks that this isnât anyoneâs job. Not the councilâs, not the departmentâs, not the agencyâs.â
Flynn continued: âNow that itâs a headline, everyoneâs suddenly got an opinion, but an opinion isnât the same as taking responsibility.â
Hereâs what nobody has actually answered: has anyone even checked whether that car is safe to leave where it is? A vehicle that old may still have a battery in it somewhere, full of heavy metals, quietly corroding in the water.
Everyone is treating this as a tidiness issue. Nobody has confirmed it isnât also a pollution one.
Richard Gill, Lagan Valley Greens Co-chair, put it plainly: âWe donât know if the battery is still there, we donât know whatâs leaching into the water, and apparently neither does anyone else.â
âThatâs not good enough for a river running through the middle of a town.â Weâre not bothering with DUP or TUV on this one, nobody pretends theyâll do better.
But Alliance and the UUP have spent years selling themselves as the grown-ups, the competence parties, the âpolitics done differentlyâ crowd. A decade of committee minutes and trolleys and tyres in the river is not competence.
Titles donât clean rivers. We arenât accepting warm words and a quiet removal after this story dies down. We want the car gone, we want the site properly checked for contamination while itâs still there.
And we want it confirmed in writing that this time next summer, the Lagan is clear, not just this car. Sign the petition, back a real Environmental Protection Agency with teeth, and hold these parties to the standard they set for themselves.
Petition in comments.