19/05/2026
Andy from Walker Heights surprised the whole team by writing personalised limericks for every staff member on shift — and honestly, they made our day! 😄✨
Here’s a look at the fun, the laughter, and the absolute poetic chaos that unfolded:
🌙 Chisom – Our Night Owl
Chisom is our man on nights,
He starts his work with the streetlights.
In the morning, he welcomes you in,
He is valued through thick and thin,
At Walker Heights, he shines so bright! 🌟
🌞 Emeka – Daytime Dynamo
Emeka is our chap on days,
For all his work, he deserves a raise.
He fills the room with laughter,
From the floor to the rafter,
We hope he’s with our team always. 😄👏
💁♀️ Kirsten – The Can Do Queen
Next comes a lady named Kirsten,
It’s guaranteed she will not be first in.
She’s been here just a year,
Gone brunette to fair,
But her “can do” spirit is bursting! 💪✨
👩💼 Sarah – The Manager with Magic
When it comes to managers, there’s none fairer,
Than the one we call Sarah.
Every hour of the day,
She toils away,
Though she’d rather sip champagne on the Riviera! 🍾🌴
😂 John – The Jokester
To follow, we have John,
As a friend and colleague, he’s second to none.
He’s a caring bloke,
Quick with a joke,
But by 4 pm… he’s gone! 🏃♂️💨
🤪 Frank – The Prank King
Next on the team, we have Frank,
Who is first in line to prank?
He’s everyone’s first choice,
With a caring voice,
And you can take that all to the bank! 💸😆
🍳 Doug – The Kitchen Wizard
One of the best seniors we have is Doug,
With all our problems we love to bug.
In the kitchen, he’s a whiz,
Because once he was in the biz,
And on a night out, many a beer he can chug! 🍺🔥
🌈 Izzy – The Colourful Comet
Now we come to Izzy,
She likes to keep herself busy.
She’s always running here and there,
As colourful as her hair,
And far too young to know Thin Lizzy. 🎨💖
🧀 And finally… Andy – The Poet Himself
And last, we have Andy — that’s me,
Who can’t use the stairs cause of his knee.
I’m a lover of food,
And jokes that are rude,
And will go to town on a wheel of brie. 🧀😂
💚 A huge thank you to Andy for bringing smiles, laughter, and limerick magic to Walker Heights today!
