Chelmsford Fib Dems

18/03/2026

What a great sign. We need to see more of these. 👀

15/03/2026

Who ate all the donuts 🍩

13/03/2026

Two weeks in Minnesota supporting Nick Shirley and finally a break from my husband.

13/03/2026

🎪 Chelmsford Fib Dem Annual Conference – 2026 🎪

Agenda for today:
• 09:00 – Opening ceremony and group self-congratulation
• 10:00 – Consultation on whether to consult about the last consultation
• 11:30 – Duke Street improvement strategy (more cones)
• 13:00 – Lunch and strategic virtue signalling
• 15:00 – Emergency meeting about why nothing gets done

After a long consultation process the council has finally agreed on its main policy platform:
✔ Meetings
✔ Meetings about meetings
✔ And a consultation about the meetings

🎭 Chelmsford Council Theatre Company Presents:
“Much Ado About Absolutely Nothing”
Starring:
• The Cabinet Member for Strategic Announcements
• The Deputy Chair of Future Committees
• And the Taskforce for Reviewing Taskforces
Running until Spring 2028 when we close down

13/03/2026

ok last one for the night. Getting excited to be back. Anyone seen Marie Goldman 🤣🤣🤣🤣

12/03/2026

LIVE from the Civic Centre…
Chelmsford’s Fiberal Democrat administration has today proudly unveiled the next stages of local democracy:

Step 1: Create a City Centre Parish Council
Step 2: Form seven committees to discuss it
Step 3: Produce a 214-page report explaining why nothing can happen until another consultation.

Residents welcomed the plan.

One High Street shopper said:
“Brilliant. By the time they’ve finished reviewing the governance structure, Reform will probably already be running the parish council and fixing the potholes.”
Council sources confirmed the “initial exploration phase” should finish shortly after the invention of teleportation.

12/03/2026

Really happy to see the Palestine flags Covered today with Jesus loves you stickers today

12/03/2026

Back up and running guys.

Thought we would switch this page back on after spotting these wonderful stickers in Chelmsford 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Let us know what else you want to hear from us.

03/01/2026

Back up and running. Spread the word using the most advanced technologies available 📣 ☎️ 📻

07/10/2025

Two years since October 7th, and right on cue, I've dusted off my annual “both sides” sermon, a heartfelt plea against all hatred, perfectly phrased for maximum moral credit and minimum controversy. Virtue duly signalled of course.
And out of my 2.9k followers, a grand total of 29 liked my comment calling it out (watch that grow now this post is up).
Which, let’s be honest, tells you everything you need to know. I am the Chelmsford M.P. for Palestine or whatever gets me votes this week.

04/10/2025

We agree, but he isn't a touch on our Marie, goddess of fibs

03/10/2025

More fantastic news for Chelmsford. Let's help keep small business afloat (by turning them into flats).

The closures will be a widely felt loss to the areas