25/08/2026
While drifting past the Football exhibition, the B.A.D. Fairy had a sudden revelation: Everyone should attend Unseen University and join the football club.
Why, you ask?
Because wizard football is far more dramatic. It involves questionable rules, palpable explosions, accidental transformations, and the occasional haphazard death. Naturally, she approves. It’s her style of football 💅
With a flick of her fingers — the kind that usually causes minor earthquakes — 200 copies of Unseen Academicals appeared in the Visitor Centre. She says she brought them “for fun,” because this is how immortal and slightly immoral beings pass the time🧚
She invites you (or dares you) to take one 😈
She thinks you’ll enjoy the chaos.
She thinks you’ll enjoy the magic.
She thinks you’ll enjoy imagining football played by people who can accidentally summon demons.
Pick up your free copy at the Front Desk (while supplies last).
The Fairy says it’s a gift from her… or a prank. She hasn’t decided yet 🤔
