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02/09/2026

RSM “What’s Offensive Today?” T-Shirt British Army Humour Cheeky Military Tee
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Bring some classic barracks humour to your wardrobe with this bold T-shirt featuring a Regimental Sergeant Major (RSM) inspired design and the slogan:

“Can someone update me on what’s offensive today? It’s hard to keep up.”

A tongue-in-cheek take on modern life, this design is perfect for veterans, ex-forces personnel, and anyone who appreciates straight-talking military humour with a bit of edge.

Comfortable and durable, it’s ideal for everyday wear, social events, or as a gift for someone who enjoys pushing the boundaries with classic British humour.

02/09/2026

02/09/2026

Going on day trips can be great fun, until you walk into the Imperial War Museum and the first thing you see is a mannequin wearing the same uniform that you were issued with when you joined up. Then you head for the Tower of London and find out the Beefeaters are all younger than you are. Later walking down, the Mall you see some Chelsea Pensioners, that’s when you recognise your old RSM.

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01/09/2026

It Ain' Half Hot Mum - Windsor Davies - BSM Davies - Gift - Sergeant Major - Pin Badge
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In the UK I think we owe a lot to actor ‘Lovely boy......’Windsor Davis for those wonderful and hilarious quotes from the sitcom It Ain’t Half Hot Mum. In fact, even now when I read an RSM quote from the past I often word it in my head in a Welsh accent, and I bet I’m not on my own. But did he ever make it from BSM to RSM, did he serve? Yes of course he did.

Windsor Davis was called up for national service between 1950-52 serving in Libya and Egypt with the East Surrey Regiment. It was in the army that he found he was a naturally gifted Mimic. Impersonating officers. If he had stayed in the army, I’m sure he would have made it to RSM and certainly feature in the Ultimate RSM stakes! But maybe we’d have never heard of him if he had chosen that path.

Windsor Davis most famous for is ‘you is’ and ‘I is’ and the catch phrase ‘Shup up’ and the sardonic ‘Oh dear, how sad never mind’

25mm enamel pin badge with clutch fixing.

These would make a great addition to anyone's wardrobe. A striking and original gift.

01/09/2026

BAOR Pin Badge
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Available on its own, or in a presentation box.
Pin badge has a clutch fixing and will look awesome on anyone's lapel and make a great addition to anyone's wardrobe.

01/09/2026

58 Pattern. To sum up, if it wasn’t for black nasty and bungees the whole thing would have fallen apart. I remember running through the undergrowth in full kit and getting snagged and it fell apart. The training areas were full of diffy kit. Was there something called exercise loss? I remember mentioning that to our QM he just laughed and told me to pi****ff.
But why was all this kit so crap? I’ll tell you why. Because they didn’t expect us to survive longer than a few minutes, or a few seconds if you were infantry. They wouldn’t care if you went marching into battle wearing a monkey suit throwing f**king bananas. They gave us sardines and chicken supreme to live on for Christ’s sake, but we survived didn’t we. The compo sausages were nice though!!! Ok they did care a little bit.
58 Pattern…so long and thanks for all the laughs. The Norwegians have a saying - 'There is no such thing as bad weather, just bad kit.' It's a shame it's taken all these years to realise that. I'd love to have gotten to play with half the stuff that's issued nowadays, apart from the SA80.

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31/08/2026

Cold War Veteran 1945–1991 Enamel Pin Badge | BAOR NATO Military Veteran Lapel Pin
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Honour the generation that stood ready throughout the Cold War with this striking Cold War Veteran 1945–1991 Enamel Pin Badge. Featuring the flags of the United Kingdom, United States, Canada and the Soviet Union, this unique design represents one of the most significant periods in modern military history.
Whether you served with the British Army of the Rhine (BAOR), RAF Germany, Royal Navy, NATO forces, or simply want to commemorate your service during the Cold War era, this premium enamel badge is the perfect addition to your collection.
Wear it proudly on your jacket, blazer, cap, backpack or lanyard, or add it to your growing military memorabilia display.
Designed by Veterans • Made by Veterans
Designed by veterans who understand the history, pride and camaraderie of military service, this badge makes an excellent gift for veterans, serving personnel and military history enthusiasts.