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03/06/2023

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24/05/2023

One morning a husband returns to the cabin after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out, since it is such a beautiful day. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says," Good morning, Ma'am, what are you doing"?

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious"?)

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to write you up a ticket."

"For reading a book"? she replies.

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her again.

"But officer, I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to write you up a ticket and you'll have to pay a fine."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he immediately departed.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

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24/05/2023

So true

23/05/2023

BETTY IS STILL MISSING: Betty was seen to be picked up in a red car by a woman with dark hair.

Female Poodle: Standard Black (Age: Young Adult), microchipped.

Missing from Orford, Warrington, Cheshire, WA2 area, North West on Thursday, 11th May 2023

Update from Claire: “Betty has been gone 11 days now. She was spotted in the back of a woman's car on Friday matching the description of the woman who picked her up when she first got out. The first part of the reg is MT71, it's a red car possibly a Ford focus. The woman is in her 40s with dark hair. She also has another dog. This woman is clearly local to the Orford, Warrington area. Somebody must know her, she's someone's neighbour or relative. If anybody knows her please get in touch. We want Betty back, my children miss her so much!” 💔

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=632840725562370&id=100065093455046

Please contact Police on 101 or Crime Stoppers anonymously on 0800555111

Doglost website: https://www.doglost.co.uk/dog-blog.php?dogId=184351

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Fun Friday

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14/05/2023

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