02/09/2026
π Blue Light Bargains? Not Quite... π
A male has been arrested after helping himself to numerous items from B&M stores across the area without troubling himself with the inconvenience of paying.
After officers located the suspect, he decided his best chance of escape was aboard an e-scooter. Unfortunately for him, PC Tiwary was having absolutely none of it.
In what can only be described as an unplanned demonstration of community policing meets Premiership rugby, PC Tiwary launched himself into action and brought the suspect's journey to an abrupt end.
The male was arrested on suspicion of multiple theft offences and has since swapped his e-scooter for a much less exciting ride in a police vehicle.
A reminder that while B&M may offer great deals, "five-finger discounts" are not currently part of their rewards programme.
π Well done to PC Tiwary and all officers involved.
... Furthermore, for those wondering ... The e-scooter has been seized π