The Egg Banjo

29/08/2026

Ok guys and gals I am at Tesco deepdale today to publicise “the egg banjo”. Anyone that wants to join me I will be their from about 1000 to 1400

25/08/2026

Ok guys I will not be at the egg banjo today due to another commitment. Sue and Caz will look after you all brilliantly. Please be gentle with them and give them as much help as you can. Have a great day.

23/08/2026

Listen… Mary Magdalene is my girl. I don’t care what anybody says—she was ride or die for Jesus. And y’all, don’t skip over her story just because it makes religious folks squirm a little. Some say she was a pr******te, some say she wasn’t—but what we do know is this: sis had seven demons cast out of her (Luke 8:2). SEVEN. That’s not a bad day… that’s a spiritual ICU.
But here’s the part that wrecks me: Jesus didn’t avoid her. He delivered her.
He didn’t shame her. He saved her.
And after He set her free, she never left His side.
She wasn’t just around for the miracles and the crowd—she followed Him all the way to the foot of the cross when everybody else was bailing out and hiding. And when they laid Him in the tomb, she stayed close. And on resurrection morning? She was the first person He appeared to. Not Peter. Not John. Mary. The one with the past. The one nobody saw coming. The one He called by name in the middle of her heartbreak (John 20:16).
And I say all that to say this:
If you’ve been through unspeakable things...
If you’ve battled addiction, abuse, trauma, shame…
If you’ve ever thought you were too far gone to be used by God…
Remember Mary.
Because Jesus didn’t just clean her up—He trusted her with the message that He was alive.
Let me tell you something: that same power that raised Jesus from the dead lives in YOU (Romans 8:11). He can heal what tried to destroy you. He can restore what was stolen. He’ll meet you in your lowest place and call you by name.
So don’t you dare let the enemy use your past to quiet your calling.
If He used Mary Magdalene—He can sure enough use you.

04/08/2026

Ok let’s have a quick vote. What will Caroline be wearing today?

A Man City shirt
B Man City shirt in blue
C Man City shirt in white
D Man City shirt in red!!
E Man City shirt in black

Everyone vote now

30/07/2026

Today at the egg banjo

30/07/2026

30/07/2026

Ok guys expecting some visitors today from the barracks, but they can only stay from 13:00-13:30 so let’s try and be early. See you all later.

23/07/2026

Ok all have a great day at the egg banjo unfortunately I can’t make it but the ladies will look after you very well.

Sin deus qis contra

22/07/2026

16/07/2026

Well let’s celebrate the death of football as we know it by coming to the egg banjo today for a free eg banjo and barista style coffee