21/06/2026
π You're about to see a load of Labour politicians β local and national β sing the praises of Andy Burnham. This is not the celebratory key change they would have you believe, but it is a sudden and convenient change of tune.
They have known the truth about Starmer for a long time. How could they not? Perhaps, if they had spoken up earlier, they could have made a difference. Instead they defended someone who would never have defended them (despite being a human rights lawyer. Oh dear).
Starmer's lack of conviction has stifled the Labour Party to the point that it is unrecognisable. As Greens, we are home to many who have felt that betrayal...which is why we can see it coming again from a mile off.
Burnham campaigned on a promise to be different and a message of hope (which sounds awfully familiar to us Greens). His branding and campaign style are so wildly dissimilar to Labour that he may as well have run as an independent. Have the people of Makerfield really voted Labour, or have they voted for Brand Burnham? It's looking like the latter. But what is Brand Burnham, exactly, outside of a soft Northern accent and a pair of cartoon glasses?
Should he become Prime Minister, Burnham will find being different rather difficult:
β οΈ He has committed to following Rachel Reeves' fiscal rules, which will leave him playing a frantic game of Tetris with the country's finances. This is the fiscal equivalent of rearranging a pile of poo and spraying it with Mancunian glitter.
β οΈ He can't quite bring himself to call Israel's illegal occupation of Gaza a genocide, despite a little organisation called the UN declaring it to indeed be a genocide. The lack of judgement on display here is depressing, to say the least.
β οΈ Though the country continues to struggle with sky high utility prices, he won't commit to re-nationalising energy or water, even when the public show widespread support for the policy. Instead he makes vague references to increased public control. If he can't even nationalise utilities, how will he nationalise hope? Greens know that nationalising utilities is the only way to assure energy independence and keep pricing fair.
β οΈ He talked a big game about proportional representation β our only path to a true democracy β and is now backing slowly away from it, like a bad Hinge date.
Come to think of it, what has Burnham committed to, outside of challenging Starmer and...erm...going for a pint?
If recent elections have taught us anything, it's that local politics is more important and powerful than ever. In May's local elections, many voted not for a candidate, but to, "get Starmer out." They almost did it, too. Now one by-election looks set to promote a man to MP and then Prime Minister in record speed. If you have ever felt apathy about politics and wondered whether your vote makes a difference, know this: not only does it make all the difference, but it can change who runs the country in a split second. You can give this power to whichever party you choose.
If the events that unfold over the next few months leave you feeling betrayed by your councillor, MP or party; if the inevitable infighting, drama, and Burnhamism become intolerable; the Greens are here.
You'll be welcome with us. We're ready to make hope normal again and be the REAL difference π