27/04/2026
🚨 BREAKING: RUTH LEE GOES WALKABOUT 🚨
Whitby lifeboat can confirm that their well-travelled mannequin, Ruth Lee, has officially completed a solo coastal adventure… without so much as a passage plan.
Last seen minding her own business in Whitby, Ruth apparently decided she’d had enough of being rescued and fancied being the one doing the travelling for once. Fast forward 16 miles and she’s turned up in Scarborough looking like she’s been on a seaside mini-break—no doubt enjoying the sights, the sea air, and possibly a cheeky ice cream (99 with a flake, we’re told 🍦).
Scarborough lifeboat crew were quick to recover the wandering casualty and have confirmed she is safe, well, and showing no signs of wanting to return home just yet. In fact, she’s already moved on again…
📍 Latest update:
Earlier today Ruth has now been spotted at Filey Lifeboat then Flamborough Lifeboat Station lifeboat station.
Then early this afternoon Ruth was spotted at RNLI Bridlington Lifeboats
At this point, we’re less concerned about her welfare and more impressed with her logistics.
We suspect she’s currently ticking off a “bucket list”:
✔ Get rescued
✔ Tour the Yorkshire coast
⬜ Avoid being put back in the training store
She’s now reportedly begun the long journey home to Whitby… though knowing Ruth, don’t be surprised if she makes a few more “unscheduled stops” along the way.
Until then, we’ll just say this…
Some people wait all year for a seaside holiday.
Ruth just went and did it properly. 😎