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18/12/2012

The exams are among us guys the library is wedged but if ya find a seat yer golden, all u need then is a fit lass who wants to study wen she sees theres no seats offer a spot on yer lap, it works 9 outta 10 times or 1 ina 1000 sumtin like dat, but preperation is key, wear nice jeans,chinos or a very sparkly pair ov shorts(lasses cnt ressist shparkles) stick a hot water bottle dwn yer jocks ta make sure yer lap's toashty nd put a flashlight in yer pocket encase she wonders bout the hard thing she feels in her backside(yer doodle). Trust me lads it worked the last day nd I never studied as 'hard' in my life

11/12/2012

Calling all GMIT Students feel free to post on this page whenever you feel as this has been made for a true college

11/12/2012

To the girl with the shpeedy walk, I'm sitting in the entrance to the IT room and caught a glimpse of your arse as u walked by, twas a nice glimpse and would like to see u walk backwards in slow motion as u leave the IT room, because otherwise I can not put down a genuine rating of your body,much appreciated watch

11/12/2012

I attended a lecture by Brendan Power yesterday and was observing a fellow classmate who I like to call the "annoying prick at the back" every class has one like him, talks s**t, fiddles with his pen, laughs too loudly and likes to throw stuff because in his words "it's for the craic" well my opinion changed of him yesterday evening when we were itching for a fag break(u know the feeling) but Mr Power would only let us have a fag if we made him a Rollie now I have no problem with that fair f***s but we're on student money here every pinch of to***co counts, so as u can imagine no1 would step up, until the annoying prick at the back decided he's the man for the job, he took out a hefty lump of to***co enough to knock a horse and spread it out evenly on the paper, the whole class watched as he worked those fingers(girls luv that s**t), he was sweating like a priest in a creche to get this right, it didn't help as I leant over and whispered " only put to***co in his one, save the good s**t for us" but by god he did it, and handed it up to Brendan the beashht to see what he thought. As the class sat there Brendan took a couple of drags and said "It'll do", twas a fag break well earned thanks to

11/12/2012

Heading up to the library to do some study(Facebook) and I spotted a lad wearing the brown hoody I lost a few days ago, now I'm not one to accuse people of "acting the traveler" but to say I'm not suspicious would be a lie. I know the smell of my brown jumper it's a mix between vodka and f**s so my plan is to casually walk up 2 him and take a good whiff, a bit of a risk I admit(he's a big fella) but I've had a few redbulls for a bita confidence and shpeed so I can run fair fast when I need it plus my cover up is that I'm doing a survey for smelliest fu**er in the college

11/12/2012

In IT room now as I could not find an appropriate space in the library it's a shame as the women in the library are much fitter than the IT room well I suppose lower floor, lower standards

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