30/08/2026
Of all the things my mother made us eat, I say “made”, I mean forced. I use this word because it describes the action accurately. It wasn’t actually necessary to force me to eat.
That kind lady didn’t have to use force, but she did, because nobody thought that kippers were delicious.
Ma thought that things we eat must be healthy not tasty. This being the case, showing enthusiasm for a certain dish meant that it wasn’t healthy.
Can you believe me when I tell you that I never knew that kippers and scrambled eggs tasted delicious.
Only now, after my fried salmon, for lunch, today, did the concept of kippers etc being tasty come into the slow grinding cogs called of my mind.
I loved that orange coloured fleshy seafood with fine bones that I pulled out from between my teeth and munched with the yellow scrambled gift of the hen.
At the time of breakfast some eighty years ago I never realised that my breakfast was delicious, neither did ma, I’m sure that many a time I wanted to groan “not kippers again ma”.
Of course if you think that I actually spouted complaints like this, you didn’t know my ma, she had a way of making you feel as guilty as a worm who didn’t say “thank you for not squashing me”.
By the way it’s true that we marry a woman because she reminds us of our mother. Sixty years of marriage is witness to the truth of that wise saying.