N D N E N C S 2015-2016

07/10/2016

02/08/2016

Hello...everyone.....

Hope all are doing good....

It's been a long time..

Whats new in everyone's life???? Any updates??

10/06/2016

Facts.....

1. Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!
2. When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
3. A flock of crows is known as a murder.
4. “Facebook Addiction Disorder” is a mental disorder identified by Psychologists.
5. The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.
6. Cherophobia is the fear of fun.
7. Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.
8. If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.
9. Hyphephilia are people who get aroused by touching fabrics.
10. Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.
11. The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!
12. During your lifetime, you will produce enough saliva to fill two swimming pools.
13. Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting. (If they lived in the same place)
14. King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him.

15. An eagle can kill a young deer and fly away with it.
16. Australia has over 10,000 beaches. You could visit a new beach everyday for over 27 years!
17. The national animal of Scotland is the Unicorn.
18. The directors of the film Despicable Me actually wrote their own language for the Minions called Minionise.
19. The N***s were the first ever people in modern history to start an anti-smoking and to***co movement.

01/06/2016

Every one could please share their experience at college with us........

01/06/2016

First day of college is very good.....Staff were very much friendly...They introduced us what the programme is....English class was excellent...Had a lovely day at college..... Sashank Panchangam

31/05/2016

Shashank ..Why did you choose me the editor of this page..???

31/05/2016

Paraprosdokians

The first time I heard about paraprosdokians, I liked them. Paraprosdokians are figures of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected and is frequently humorous. (Winston Churchill loved them.)

1. Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you.... but it's still on my list.

3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

4. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

5. We never really grow up.... we only learn how to act in public.

6. War does not determine who is right, only who is left.

7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

9. I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

10. In filling out an application, where it says, "In case of emergency, notify...." I answered, "a doctor."

11. Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

12. You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

13. I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure.

14. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

15. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian, any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

16. You're never too old to learn something stupid.

17. I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it's getting harder and harder for me to find one now.


Spread the Laughter,
Share the Cheer,
Let's Be Happy
While We're here!

31/05/2016

Subject:

A Real Historical Mystery - Must Read Have a history teacher explain this—– if they can

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head Now it gets really weird. Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy. Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson. Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln , was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names. Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat. Lincoln was shot at the theater named ‘Ford.’ Kennedy was shot in a car called ‘Lincoln’ made by ‘Ford.’

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

And here’s the kicker… A week before Lincoln was shot; he was in Monroe, Maryland A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

This is too much of a coincidence!!!!!!