Joke of d day.

02/06/2017

14/08/2015

Dil hamare ek hai ek hai hamari jaan,
Hindustan hamara hai hum hai iski shaan,
Jaan luta denge watan pe ho jayenge
qurban
Isliye hum kehte hain mera Hindustan
mahan.
Wish You Happy Independence Day
2015

06/04/2015

Sir : Samajh tujhe 10 laddu diye..
Student : Mujhe..???!!!
Sir : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jata hai..
Usme se 5 laddu maine le liye to tere pass
kitne bache..??
Student : 20
Sir : Kaise..?
Student : Samajh na tere baap ka kya jaata
hai...!!!

04/04/2015

Sunny leone : Mujhe koi aisi sabzi do jiske 7
faayde hon !
Sabzi wala: Ye Lo madam Gajar !!
1: Pasand aaye to Aloo Matar ke saath paka
lena... Warna ..
2: Juice bana ke pe sakti ho... Nahi to ..
3: Salad bana sakti ho... Ye bhi na karo to ..
4: Gaajar ka halwa bana lena... Nahi to ..
5: Chinese noodles mein daal lena... Aisa bhi
nahi to phir ..
6: Murabba bana sakte ho... Ye bhi na ho to ..
7: Achaar bana lena !!
Bhai !!! Jo tu dhoond raha hai wo nahi
milega...
Post dekh kis Sanskaari aadmi ne bheji hai!!!

27/02/2015

'("3 Dost The" )'
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Billu=Gullu=Ulloo..
Billu=B.S.C Main pad raha hai..
Gullu = M.A main pad raha hai.
Or Hamara Ulloo : ye Post Padh raha hai.
'Haa Haa Haa'
Hans mat mere saath bhi aise hi huwa hai
chal ab teri baari hai bana subko Ulloo..
Jaldi jaldi bana warna ye msg aam ho jaayega.

25/02/2015

Girl:- papa ek important bat thi
Father :- bolo
Girl :-may ek ladka se pyar karti hun
par wo America me rehata hai
* website me hamari jaan pehanchan huei
*FB me dosti huei
*SKype me usne mujhe propose kiya
* whatsaap me hum log do mahine se pyar
karte hain
Father :-Really to aab
*Twitter me shadi karlo
* Make my tripe me honymoon karo
* Flip kurt me becha
* Gmail me receive karlo last me
Agar husband aach na lage to OLX me sell kar
de

22/02/2015

http://ssfb9.wapka.mobi/index.xhtml

11/02/2015

Aap logon ki
Valentine's_Day ki
Kitni Taiyari Ho Gayi ???
Meri To Sari Tayari Ho Gayi
Bas Ek..
Ladki Patani Baki Hai.

29/01/2015

नौकर रोने लगा - साहब का कुत्ता मर गया ?
साहब बोले - भई , तुम हमारे कुत्ते को बहुत
ज्यादा प्यार करते थे ?
नौकर बोला - साहब , कुछ मत पूछिए ,
जानी हमेशा झूठी रकाबियां जीभ से चाटकर साफ
कर देता था | धोने-धुलाने से बच जाता था , हे
भगवाव अब बरतन
कैसे साफ करूंगा

29/01/2015

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8
baache.Ye kya hai?
Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb
jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet
nahi rakhunga!

28/01/2015

patni : suno ji, bus me aapko logo
neitna kyon mara?
pati : Are mera ek photo bus main ek
aurt ke pair ke niche gir gaya tha aur
mene kaha
madam zara saree uper kijiye photo
lena hai….

28/01/2015

Ramu ne Daru Pike Apne Apko Aaine
Me Dekha....
~
Or
~
~
Bola
~
Yaara Isko To Kahi Dekha H
O Yaad Aaya Ye To Wahi Kamina h.....
Jo Shadi K Album Me Teri Bivi K Sath
Tha.????????