Chal Phitiyali Karte

22/02/2013

Atma Hatya Do Type Ki Hoti Ђά̲̣̥ɪ̣̝̇...

1st...(Tez Aur Aasan)
Gale Me Rassi Dalo Aur Pankhe Se Latak Jaao...
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2nd...Gale Me Varmala Dalo Aur Zindagi Bhar Latke Raho...:

22/02/2013

Research shows..

Most women like to sleep on the right side of the bed..
why?

Becoz even in sleep women want to be right!!

22/02/2013

A One Line
Advertisement By A Married Man In
A Newspaper:..
For Sale: Wedding Suit,
Worn Only Once By Mistake ..

20/12/2012

My roommate on phone: "Ok jaanu.. Gudnite.. Tc.. sd.. bye"
After that they continued talking
for the next 3 hours..

20/12/2012

this is how we should handle rapists....

20/12/2012

Delhi mein Ek Kutti raat ko raaste par ja rahi thi....
Raaste mein 5/6 kutte mile.
Kutti gabhra gayi.....

Kutto ne kaha aap aaram se jaiye aur dariye nahi.
Hum kutte hai Insaan nahi..

17/12/2012

17/12/2012

Khaaa gye mere sare phitiyall dostooo....

17/12/2012

Faqt Uski Ghulami Mein Guzra Hai Kuch Waqat...!!!
Warna Ye Dil Kal Bhi Nawab Tha aj Bhi Nawab Hai...!!!

16/12/2012

Most Communication Problems Are Because:
We Do Not Listen To Understand But, We Listen To Reply....

15/12/2012

Pandu was slapped by a lady in the lift....
He had misunderstood her request...
" EK Dabaana"

15/12/2012

Policeman: How did you kill 50 people in a
car crash ?
Pandu: I was going in my car then I
suddenly lost control.
Policeman: Then what happened ?
Pandu: I saw 2 people on the right and a
wedding on the left You tell which would I
hit ?
Policeman: The 2 people on the right of
course, would cause less damage.
Pandu: Exactly what I thought.
I hit the first one but then the other one
ran into the wedding so I went after
him ! :D xD