~teri keh ke lunga~

27/08/2013

Hight of Over confidence
A man Marrying His Own secratary
thinking she
will follow Orders as Before

02/12/2012

Rajni: Tu Office Me Sher Bankar Ghumta Hai,

Ghar Pe Tujhe Kya Ho Jata Hai ??


santa: Ghar pe bhi Sher Hi Hu, . . . Bas Upar''Durga Ma''Sawaar Ho Jati Hai :p

02/12/2012

Examiner:
Yeh kaun sa bird hai??
Iski taang dekh kar batao..

Student:
Nahi pata

Examiner:
Tum fail ho gaye.
What is your name??

Student:
Le meri taang dekh kar bata!!

~bohe~

01/11/2012

HeiGhT Of
GiRL's NaKhRe....!!
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DoCtoR: "Kya Hua Hai AaPKo"??
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GiRL:
"ƗƗммм...,,
"BaS NaZaR LaG GaYi Hai.."

01/11/2012

A lady visited a bar for the first time,
she sat on the table in front of d bartender;

A guy at her left ordered, "Jack Daniels, Single"

A guy at her right ordered, "Johnny Walker, Single "

D bartender looked at d lady, said ,"Nd u?"

Lady replied,"Reshma Parmar, Married" =))

01/11/2012

Dear lays manufacturer
U forgot to mention one more thing in the
list of ur ingredients.
Air 85% :P

25/10/2012

25/10/2012

awesome joke...:D
Ek Seth ne pappu ko dukaan pe Rakha.
Sales 4 Guna ho gayi..
Seth ek din pappu se milne shop pe aaya toh woh Grahak ko Fishing Rod bech raha tha, Seth khada ho k dekhne laga,
grahak ne 800 me fishing rod kharid liya. . .
Pappu bola- Itne mehnge joote pehanke fishing karoge....?? Sports shoe le lo... Usne 600 ke shoes le liye... . .
Pappu bola:- Dhoop lagegi, ek Cap bhilo, usne le li
Pappu bola:-Fishing karte waqt bhookh lagegi to kuch khane ko le lo Usne chips, biscuit le liye
Woh bola fish rakhne ke liye ek basket le lo, usne le lia Iss tarah uska bill 8000 bana.
Seth bahut khush hua bola:- Tum acche salesman ho, Wo keval fishng rod lene aaya tha aur Tumne itna saman bech diya. .
Pappu : Sethji wo to Biwi ke liye"WHISPER" lene aaya tha, Maine bola-7 din kya karega, Ja jake machalipakad....:P =D :D..:D

16/10/2012

Uss insan se zyada
badnaseeb kaun hoga
Jiski Maggi mein
Masala ka pouch hi na nikle.
Ha ha ha bichara!!

16/10/2012

Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"

One boy answers, "We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."

"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher, "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher~lol~

16/10/2012

Aishwarya's Baby in school..

Teacher- Who is ur grandpa?
Baby- Big B :)

Teacher- Who is ur mother?
Baby- Miss World :D

Teacher- Who is ur father? .
Baby- No Idea Sir Ji.. :P

16/10/2012

(ENGAGEMENT K BAD)
Boy:Thank god!is din ka to m kbse intezar kar raha tha..
Girl: To m jau?
B:Nahi bilkul nahi.
G:Do u lov me?
B:Ha,karta tha,kartu hu aur karta rahunga.
G:Kabhi mere sath dhoka kroge?
B:Nahi,isse acha to m mar jau.
G:Kya muje pyar kroge?
B:Yes..why not?
G:Tum muje maroge?
B:Nahi m aisa aadmi nahi hu.
G:Kya m tum p vishwas kr sakti hu?
B:Yes.
G:Oh darling!
(AUR AB MARRIGE K BAAD) SAME MSG NICHE S UPAR PADH LO... :D ;)