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27/11/2014

hey guys plzz add me ...

01/03/2014

FACEBOOK ki sabse Funny n Irritating cheez
(1)- Yaar maine status update kiya hai, Like kar
de
or Mast sa comment bhi..
(2)- Yaar teri Id ka password kya hai, ek din ke
liye
use karne de..
(3)- Logo ke status chura kar apni id par share
karna..
(4)- Maine apni Profile pic change ki hai, Meri Pic
Like kar de, Mai teri kar dunga..
(5)- Oye Tag pic par jaldi se Comment or Like
kar..
(6)- Yaar wo ladki kon hai jo bade comment maar
rahi hai,
or Agle hi din use Frnd request send...

27/02/2014

Solid Insult
:
Ek Bachcha Park mein
Bench pe
betha tha
aur 1 k bad 1 Toffee
kha raha
tha.
Pas bethi 1 Aunty boli :
Jyada
meetha khane
wale
jaldi mar jate hai.
Boy : Aap ko malum hai
meri Dadi
ki age 106
Saal
thi.
Aunty : Wo meetha
kam khati
hongi.
Boy : Nahi...!!! Wo apne
Kaam se
Kaam rakhti thi..

24/02/2014

Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya Aur Sirf RotiOrder Ki

Waiter Ne Roti Lakar Serve Ki, Aur Professor Khaali Plate Me Roti Dubo Kar Khane Laga

Waiter Hairaan Hokar: “Sir Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe Ho Plate To Khaali Hai”

Professor: “Shut Up! Main Ek Maths Teacher Hun
Aur Maine Daal Suppose Ki Huyi Hai.“

Kisi ne pucha: Wo konsi jagahhai, jaha har galti, Har jurmaur har gunah maafho jata hai?A Little child smiled andsaid:"M...
23/02/2014

Kisi ne pucha: Wo konsi jagah
hai, jaha har galti, Har jurm
aur har gunah maaf
ho jata hai?
A Little child smiled and
said:
"MY MOM'S HEART"
I luv u mumma..

18/02/2014

Gharelu Totkey!
1. Agar aapko kutta kaat le to aap usay kaat lein, hisaab baraabar....

2. Doodh phat jaaye to safed dhagay se siii lein.... Kisi ko pataa nahi chalega.

3. Agar aap ke baal girtay hon to mundan karwa lein, Phir nahi girenge.....

4. Agar rang gora karna ho toh, machhli kha k doodh p*e lein, Safed ho jaaoge....

5. Agar gale me dard ho to kisi se gala dabwa lain... Phir kabhi dard nahi hoga....

6. Agar aap ke paaon ki ediyan phat jayen aur koi cold cream asar na kare to aap sui dhaaga lekar siii lain....

7. Agar aap ke haath main bahut dard hai to ek mazboot hatthaudi lain aur zor se paaon pe maaren...
Yaqeen karen aap haath ka dard bhool jaayenge....

8. Agar aap ke daant me keeda lag jaaye to ek do haftay tak kuchh Khayen p*eyen nahi...
Keera andar hi bhookha mar jaayega...

Totkon se phayda ho toh duaon mein yaad rakhana....
Warna khush to main waise bhi hoon...

Tum Meri Valentine HoChanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” HoAankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta HoonSab Say Super “WINE” HoGar Pyaar Main ...
14/02/2014

Tum Meri Valentine Ho
Chanda Say Barh Kay ” SHINE ” Ho

Aankhon Say Tum Ko Peeta Hoon
Sab Say Super “WINE” Ho

Gar Pyaar Main Tum Ko Number Doon
Ten Out Of ” NINE ” Ho

Koii Dost Nahi Ab Teray Siwa
Tum Meri Thi Tum ” Mine ” Ho

Jeeta Hoon Tum Ko Dekh Kar Main
Tum Pyaar Ka Aisa ” SIGN ” Ho

Tum Saadi Achi Lagti Ho
Jo Makeup Karo Tu “DINE ” Ho

12/02/2014

Laila ne majnu ko ek ped🌲 ke piche dekha aur boli

Laila:Tum Majnu ho na?

Majnu: Haan..

Phir kuchch der baad usne usko jhadiyo ke piche dekha aur boli

Tum majnu ho na?

Majnu: Haan main majnu hoon..

Phir kuch der baad usne usko Diwar ke piche dekha aur kaha

Laila:Tum majnu ho na?

Majnu:Haan Haan main Majnu hi hoon, tu mujhe tatti karne degi ya nahi?

मे अखबार नही,जो दुसरे दिन पुराना हो जांउ,,,जिंदगी का वो पन्ना हुं,जहां लम्हे ठहर जाते है...
08/02/2014

मे अखबार नही,जो दुसरे दिन पुराना हो जांउ,,,
जिंदगी का वो पन्ना हुं,जहां लम्हे ठहर जाते है...

oh Sit ye to Meli wali hai
08/02/2014

oh Sit ye to Meli wali hai

Is dil ne teray baad muhabbat bhi nahi’n kiHad ye k dharakney ki jasaarat bhi nahi’n kiTabeer ka aizaz hua hai usey haas...
07/02/2014

Is dil ne teray baad muhabbat bhi nahi’n ki
Had ye k dharakney ki jasaarat bhi nahi’n ki

Tabeer ka aizaz hua hai usey haasil
Jis ne mery khuwabo’n mein sharakat bhi nahi’n ki

Ulfat tou barri baat hai hum se to sir-e-sheher
Logo’n ne kabhi dhang se nafrat bhi nahi’n ki

Aadab-e-safar ab wo sikhatay hain jinho’n ne
Do chaar qadam tay ye musaafat bhi nahi’n ki

Kia apni safai mein bayaa’n daity k hum ne
Nakarda gunaho’n ki wazahat bhi nahi’n ki

Khamosh tamashaai k manind sir-e-bazm
So zakhm sahay dil pe, shikayat bhi nahi’n ki

Us ghar k sabhi log mujhy chorrney aaye
Dehleez talak us ne ye zehmat bhi nahi’n ki

Us ne bhi ghulam’on ki safo’n mein humain rakha
Is dil pe kabhi jis ne hakoomat bhi nahi’n ki.!!!

Maine kaha tha na mere na ho paaoge tum..=Agar dosti se Ishq me tabdeel ho jaaoge tum..=Maine kaha tha na ke mujhe rulaa...
06/02/2014

Maine kaha tha na mere na ho paaoge tum..
=
Agar dosti se Ishq me tabdeel ho jaaoge tum..
=
Maine kaha tha na ke mujhe rulaaoge tum..
=
Mera aankho ka khawaab agar ban jaoge tum..
=
Maine kaha tha na dard dekar jaaoge tum..
=
Agar mere dil me apna ghar banaoge tum..
=
Maine kaha tha na juda ho jaaoge tum..
=
Agar mere itne kareeb aaoge tum..
=
maine kaha tha na meri zarurat ban jaaoge tum..
=
Ager iss tarah se mujhko chahoge tum..
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Maine kaha tha na ek ek karke todoge tum..
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Agar iss tarah se kasame khaoge tum..
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Maine kaha tha na ke ek din mujhe thukraoge tum..
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Ager itne azeez ban jaaoge tum..
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Maine kaha tha na bahot jald badal jaaoge tum..
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Mosum ki mijaaz ko agar apnao ge tum..
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Meri zindagi ka suraj banne ki aarzoo thi tumko..
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Maine kaha tha na kuch pal me dhal jaaoge tum..

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